I am a walking billboard of booty.
Standing at the ATM, a man waits behind me at the parking meter.
Not for the ATM, apparently, but for me. Whom he can only see-- you guessed it-- from behind.
"Hey baby, once you're done with all that, can you spend a minute come talk to me?" He is looking me all the way up and down, diamond bracelet flashing on his wrist.
"I'm taken," I offer, smiling.
"Well, here let me give you my number. I'll write it on this piece of paper, but without my name-- you'll remember who I am right? Call me and I'll sneak you out of the house, girl."
.. People are so cute.
(I gotta say though, my favorite pick up line has been--
man: can I get your number?
me: I'm married!
man: it's ok baby, I am too! )
Standing at the ATM, a man waits behind me at the parking meter.
Not for the ATM, apparently, but for me. Whom he can only see-- you guessed it-- from behind.
"Hey baby, once you're done with all that, can you spend a minute come talk to me?" He is looking me all the way up and down, diamond bracelet flashing on his wrist.
"I'm taken," I offer, smiling.
"Well, here let me give you my number. I'll write it on this piece of paper, but without my name-- you'll remember who I am right? Call me and I'll sneak you out of the house, girl."
.. People are so cute.
(I gotta say though, my favorite pick up line has been--
man: can I get your number?
me: I'm married!
man: it's ok baby, I am too! )
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I need more than to knock it down I'm really tryin to lock it down
Midnight we hook up and go at it
Burn a Stoga, let her know, sweetheart I got to have it
She tellin me commitment is somethin she can't manage
Wake up the next morning, she gone like it was magic
Ahh damnit! Was all Harrison Ford frantic
My 911 wasn't answered by my fly Capricorn enchantress
"She was like Jane Kennedy word bond, to my mother man."
[Edited on Oct 23, 2004 9:09AM]
xoxo
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