arsmoriendi

The Typical Australian Christmas

Ingredients:

a barbeques
flies
barbeque chef wearing a "humourous" apron
beer
presents carefully wrapped and hastily opened
steak, chops, sausages
a salad that nobody eats
awkward conversations with your relatives

How was everyone's Christmas?

I scored an iPod, some dinnerware, a desk fan. I didn't get that publishing deal I was hoping for but there's always time.

Sorry I didn't show up at the Depot. I thought it was the 19th. Was the date changed, or am I scattier than I presupposed?

Music: Arcade Fire's Tunnels. The chord progression alone gives me a lump in my throat.

There's an advertisement on TV with a group of jolly butchers dancing and singing a la the hare krishnas, promoting beef or pork or something. Abattoir irony lives!

Have written a poem... Ode to Childhood (Monkey Bars):

School boy sweat>
clothesline for kids>
ADDH-ridden squirts of cum, ovum>
uniformly swinging to futures>
replete with squirts of cum, menstrual blood>

dangling now>

with sun in their...
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Monster of a headache descends upon me. Someone's having a joke at my expense. Got chatting on MSN to Gigileigh on MSN but she left before I could tie her up.

Super Furry Animals are the greatest band in the world.

Its time to shoot another one
This girl is creamy thighs
And moon smiles
You uncap the lens

With other men watching
From all sides
You feel the heat of her
Melting your thick candle

Down go her knickers
She has no bush
She wears a practiced
Open-mouthed sex face

First are the breast shots
Small nubs of flesh
She rubs them
Licks the tip...
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