Patient: Ed, Edd and Eddie must be cousins.
Me: They might have.
Patient: I'm gonna need a minute to think about that.
Me:Take two, I got time to share.
Patient: I will, thank you.
Patient: Jesus cooks!
Me: what does Jesus cook?
Patient: Pizza!
Patient: We play fitness. Fitness pizza in my mouth!
Nurse: have you had any alcohol tonight?
Patient: no, but I've had a lot of chocolate.
arroezze:
I think we can totally relate @nannakya.
