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heyyyyyyy yo NO ONE fucking reads this shit. ever. has anyone else been following the posts on a website regarding 'aussie bloke' and the end of the world in june? fuck dude. scary shit. but its probably not real.
so anyway. i went the other day to return my cable box to cablevision. ive been to this place before, its like 4ftx10ft and theres always a huge fucking line in that place. all cramped up and shit. so i get ot the fat lady behind the booth and shes like 'why are you returning the box' and im like 'cause i got direct tv! im a satellite man now!' and shes like 'youl come crawling back! THEY ALL COME CRAWLING BACK MUAHAHAHAAA!' and i was like ' yo fuck you you dont know what the shit youre talking about' and shes like 'point taken.' plus she fucked something up and gave me some CRAZY discount and i dont have to pay for my cable modem for like another 28 years. btw... (that means 'by the way') if you dont have a cable modem by now maybe you should consider suicide. not suicidegirls.com.... just suicide in general. what are you waiting for?
yeahhhh. no one reads this shit. i dont even know why im typing this up. the only person that will red it will be cyb3dr0id because i told her to read it. shout out to my girl cyb3rdr0id yeahhhhh homeby!