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Im here at my internship.... umm, not much is going on. i have to get some jessica simpson footage soon for the newlyweds dvd coming out. theres good news though... being in the city i learned something: people dont know how to walk. like, youll be behind someone on the street and they act like their sole purpose in life is to delay your arrival time by 10 minutes by maneuvering themselves left and right at a 1 mph pace to avoid you getting ahead of them.. if you dont know how to walk, get in a car. if you dont know how to drive, off yourself. also, when im at school i notice that whenever i am going through a door there is always someone either 5 feet ahead of me or 5 feet behind me. me, being the good citizen i am, always find myself holding the door for these assholes. when the fuck did all this door-holding start? im pretty sure people can open doors for themselves. and then if im walking to a doorway and someone is holding it open for me, i have to rush to the door and then say thank you to them. fuck that. im sick of this shit. eat a dick.