armyofrobots

I can't wait until the holiday season is over...


I need friends in orlando

who wants to be my pal?

anybody?


I also want to start playing shows but it's impossible. I think the only way it's going to happen is if I bring back Christ or something. Jesus will be our drummer.

If I was in a band with Jesus, our band would be called Jesus & Jon. He'd play drums and I'd play the recorder. We'd tour on the atlantic coast and get bitches. Bitches who dig Jesus & Jon.

Our first single would be called Hangin' with Mr. Christ.

it'd be about living in Oakland and having a crazy wife but she's NOT really Jesus' wife and boy oh boy does she drive Jesus crazy! And no, it's nothing like that one show with Mark Curry...not at all.


i'm tired.