Me: "Your pretzels don't look like they should"
Kid at work: "Imperfection is perfection"
(I throw the pretzels away)
Me: "Imperfection goes into garbage can"


I'm a dick at work. But I'm over-worked so I can be a dick. Okay, so I can't, but it makes me feel better.

so yes...holidays.

50 hours this week, 50 hours next week. My only day off next week is Christmas. My only day off for this week WAS sunday. My paycheck will be glorious.


I keep telling myself that.