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Monday Apr 11, 2005

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If it were you....

Car sales position....shitty hours. No weekends off. Possible pay from 2000 to 10000 monthly depending on lightning striking or not. Usually within the 2-4k range....


OR

Loan officer position. Guarantee of 3000 for the first two months...then salary of 1500 with commission. Great benefits. Usually from 3500 to 5000 or more per month. Work hard during the week.... WEEKENDS OFF.

It sounds like a no brainer but I just took a thousand dollar bonus at the dealership for agreeing to stay (they got wind that I was going to another dealership) and now this mortgage thing comes up. I don't wanna jump from job to job anymore....but I need to make money at a job that permits a life. again...if it were you.


Part two is a fill in the blank (AD LIB style)

1) Boy meets incredibly hott girl at bar...talks all night. Gets along fabulously and gets number.

2) Boy calls girl and sets up date for later in the week.

3) Boy and girl have good date and great conversation over wonderful dinner. Make out a bit before vagrant ruins moment. Boy asks girl if he can see her again. Girls says yes. Boy says he'll call her in two days regarding a party they talked about going to together.

4) Next day...boy unexpectedly runs into tickets to concert girl loves and decides to make a last minute call to see if she would like to go. Girl screams on phone and says yes. Girl says she is about to get monroe piercing. Boy gets tickets. Girl cancels about two hours later due to piercing and swelling...valid...but whatever Boy tells girl party on Saturday is canceled and boy must work all day.

5) Boy goes to plan B and parties in Hollyweird with his freinds and puts girl out of head.

6) Girl calls boy on Saturday...but he misses call. Boy gets call again Saturday night around midnight. Boy is sleeping cause of hard nights partying last night and Girl says..."call me tomorrow."

7) Boy calls next day...conversation stagnant...girl distant...boy not so sure things are on right track...boy must go...will call later. Weird vibe.

8) Boy calls later --- no answer.

9) Boy should wait ______ days. He should then ______ said girl and invite her to go ___________. The he should _________________ his _________________ or show her his ________________ while __________________. If all goes well they will both _________________ _________________ and everything will be great.

wtf:
Part I. Sales or loan position? Hmmmm. the sales gig sounded great too before you got there right? There is a guy at my dealership and he knows somebody who is writing mortgages and making 6 figures, he swears, and yet he is still there. Everything is greener on the other side. Fuck, I wish I could get a pounder for staying, how many units you get out last month for that kind of begging?

I had a shitty day, I'm not answering the first question.

Boy should wait .5 days. He should then text said girl and invite her to go out to lunch/ dinner etc. Then he should share his dessert or show her his pictures in his wallet, or other concert tickets while accidentially "on purpose" dripping dessert on his shirt so he can see if she notices and points it out to you and you can see how she acts. (annoyed by your clumsiness, points it out with a smile on her face, wipes it away for you, etc.). IF all goes well, they will both be sharing socks and everything will be great.

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Apr 12, 2005

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