armsxlikexblades

I'm not dead guys...

just a little mix up in the preferences options...

i was incognito for a day.

and I am back around for good and ready and willing to comment bomb any of your journals whenever insomnia strikes again.

but I have to share with you all the highlight of my day today.

I started my first day back at the Red Cross after a week off. I was settling into my office and going through files, organizing, cleaning, moving boxes and the like when I saw it in the back of the filing cabinet drawer underneath a bunch of empty file folders.

I held it up like the light might make it look like anything different than what it actually was.

Like it was some kind of optical illusion.

And I actually stood there with my mouth open for a second in disbelief until my utter amazement turned into laughter.

Because there was no way it could actually be...

a dildo...

made completely...

of wood!?!

I guess I'm garnering quite the collection of dildo's lately. (Don't ask!)

WTF?

I'm gonna go open a sex shop.