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Monday Sep 20, 2004

Sep 20, 2004
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I'm not dead guys...

just a little mix up in the preferences options...

i was incognito for a day.

and I am back around for good and ready and willing to comment bomb any of your journals whenever insomnia strikes again.

but I have to share with you all the highlight of my day today.

I started my first day back at the Red Cross after a week off. I was settling into my office and going through files, organizing, cleaning, moving boxes and the like when I saw it in the back of the filing cabinet drawer underneath a bunch of empty file folders.

I held it up like the light might make it look like anything different than what it actually was.

Like it was some kind of optical illusion.

And I actually stood there with my mouth open for a second in disbelief until my utter amazement turned into laughter.

Because there was no way it could actually be...

a dildo...

made completely...

of wood!?! confused

I guess I'm garnering quite the collection of dildo's lately. (Don't ask!)whatever

WTF?

I'm gonna go open a sex shop.
VIEW 8 of 8 COMMENTS
pusssykat:
Oh my god! That emoticon is amazing..... kiss Thank you....I can't remember enjoying anything online so much =) How can I get it?
Sep 21, 2004
pusssykat:
Ahhhhh hahahaha! That's so great, finding a dildo in your file cabinet! I work at a board shop and this morning there was a baby mouse in one of the sunglass display cases! Not quite the same thing, but still amusing..... blush
Sep 21, 2004

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