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I think I have a crush on Hillary Clinton...

Someone PLEASE CASTRATE ME!


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I just got back from the laudromat.

There was this sweet little old lady there, wearing cheap k-mart clothes and talking with her friend. Everytime she talked and she would pronounce a -t or an -s or a -d she would whistle. It was the cutest little lisp ever.

I left and came back an hour later and she smiled and said hi and offered to fold my clothes for me. I lied and told her my wife would get jealous if I let her do that, but I thanked her anyway.

What a sweet old lady. I mean she's no Hillary Clinton but....