armsxlikexblades

Wow.

File this under the most fucked up thing anyone has ever said to me.

Pam just returned from rural Missouri where she grew up.

Pam: "Yeah, you know Sean could probably handle Missouri pretty well, but you, you'd go nuts."

Aaron: Oh yeah? Why do you say that?

Pam: Hmmmm....I dunno, it just seems...like you're the kinda of person that would have a problem with a freind living in a trailer....you'd be like...."You live in a trailer, you can't be my friend."

Aaron: What are you talking about?

Pam: Well, maybe not that bad...but...

Aaron: Pam....MY DAD lives in a trailer.

Pam: Well, it just seems like you like to surround yourself with nice things...and I think I know you pretty well.

Aaron: *shakes head and laughs* Yeah...you know me so well.

I get 1000 cool points for not making her eat her words right then and there. I should have asked her to express how well she knows me. Asked her about my family. My middle name. My favorite food. My aspirations, my heros. She would've looked at me blankly, because of course, she knows me so well.