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Interesting facts about my penis...

It's first nickname was "Cho Cho" Don't ask me why.

I was born with two of them. But had one removed and donated to Goodwill.

It likes damp warm places. I can't imagine why.

Once, it almost shriveled up and fell off due to lack of use.

God knit my penis a little turtleneck sweater for cold nights and colder hands.

One time I thought I was growing a third testicle. How cool would it be to have three testicles? Sadly...it was not.

Today...I zipped my junk up into my zipper.