Today I:
1) Bought a '66 Mustang.
2) Had it die on the 405 in rush hour no more than an hour after I bought it.
3) Drank Patron shots with Dirty Karl Sanchez while we talked about the ever funny and somewhat disturbing elements involved in human sexuality...i.e. Donkey punching, Chili Dogging
, Japanese porn and the Japanese Helicopter, and some other choice oddities. This is Dirty Karl 
You should check out his band website at OUT BRIEF CANDLE But make sure you have a razor blade and warm water handy to slit your wrists from the despair of his singers music. If you ever meet him on the street ladies...beware. He's handsome, and smart, and funnier than midget porn...but he's a sexual deviant of the highest form.
He can fuck orifices you never even knew you had.
4) Spotted this fuckerat a store in Cyprus.
5) Tried to get my phone to work after my friend Matt poured a Corona all over it last night.
6) Cried. (on the inside)
How was your day?
pray to whatever God you do or don't believe in that my Mustang did'nt throw a rod. If it did....I'm fucked.
But life is still good.
1) Bought a '66 Mustang.
2) Had it die on the 405 in rush hour no more than an hour after I bought it.
3) Drank Patron shots with Dirty Karl Sanchez while we talked about the ever funny and somewhat disturbing elements involved in human sexuality...i.e. Donkey punching, Chili Dogging
, Japanese porn and the Japanese Helicopter, and some other choice oddities. This is Dirty Karl
You should check out his band website at OUT BRIEF CANDLE But make sure you have a razor blade and warm water handy to slit your wrists from the despair of his singers music. If you ever meet him on the street ladies...beware. He's handsome, and smart, and funnier than midget porn...but he's a sexual deviant of the highest form.
He can fuck orifices you never even knew you had.
4) Spotted this fucker
at a store in Cyprus.
5) Tried to get my phone to work after my friend Matt poured a Corona all over it last night.
6) Cried. (on the inside)
How was your day?
pray to whatever God you do or don't believe in that my Mustang did'nt throw a rod. If it did....I'm fucked.
But life is still good.
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you could have a neon.