armsxlikexblades

hey.. you don't have to lie to be my friend. We all know you're hung like a two year old.. but hey, that's ok 'cuz you're pretty like a flower.

I think they must make fully Automated Stepford Wife versions of those Real Dolls, because I see quite a few of them walking around looking just like that in the affluent shopping district where I work.

Dismantle_me's cracking me up. And your job rocks just because you get to deliver that punchline anytime someone asks.

Woo-ha. You guys are fun.