Things to do before I die.
1. Write a screenplay.
2. Be a pornstar for a day.
3. Feed viagra to the monkeys at the zoo on childrens day and watch all the parents try to explain that shit to their 2 year old.
4. Fall (and stay) in love.
5. Buy every kid in the world a pez dispenser or a grenade launcher...they get their choice.
6. Write a book.
7. Steal a car and lead the cops on a chase around the Orange circle...over and over again.
8. Start a religion. Then tell everyone I was just kidding.
9. Build a house...and burn it down.
10. Have a beautiful daughter and name her something wierd like Ocean Aphrodite Amythyst Lynn Isom III
11. Adopt a child.
12. Start a revolution.
13. Have a haram
14. Read every book ever written.
15. Meet Bono and the Edge.
16. Change the fuckin world.
17. Rewrite history.
18. Buy a house in Cape Town.
19. Run with scissors.
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1. Write a screenplay.
2. Be a pornstar for a day.
3. Feed viagra to the monkeys at the zoo on childrens day and watch all the parents try to explain that shit to their 2 year old.
4. Fall (and stay) in love.
5. Buy every kid in the world a pez dispenser or a grenade launcher...they get their choice.
6. Write a book.
7. Steal a car and lead the cops on a chase around the Orange circle...over and over again.
8. Start a religion. Then tell everyone I was just kidding.
9. Build a house...and burn it down.
10. Have a beautiful daughter and name her something wierd like Ocean Aphrodite Amythyst Lynn Isom III
11. Adopt a child.
12. Start a revolution.
13. Have a haram
14. Read every book ever written.
15. Meet Bono and the Edge.
16. Change the fuckin world.
17. Rewrite history.
18. Buy a house in Cape Town.
19. Run with scissors.
Add your own.
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1. Build a replica of KITT from Knight Rider, complete with hotline to British man, on call 24 hours a day to provide KITT's voice.
2. Play darts, but instead of darts, use ducks.
3. Tattoo a butterfly on my vagina.
4. Sober up, remove said tattoo.
5. Not make out with any more tiny asian women.
6. Meet Mr. Feeny from Boy Meets World. Why? See number one.
7. Spoon feed oatmeal to David Hasselhoff.
8. Legally change last name to "Vulva".
9. Slip a llama a roofie.
10. Ride in a tank while naked and listening to Black Sabbath.
and i'm spent.