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Today I had a retarded girl hit on me.


I'm so fucking pimp it hurts.

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dgnfly_1:
thanks, any creative criticism for that one?
ive been kinda inactive lately so havent really been up on reading peoples entrys lately.
take care.
sjb
viciousdemalice:
You must be a god, I can't get normal girls to hit on me, let alone the retarded ones, you're lucky!! Bastard!!!
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In everyone's life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit. ~Albert Schweitzer

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She always wrote the most beautiful things
Lines and letters sculpting the formless
painting landscapes in my imagination
penetrating hidden corners long since lost to...
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viciousdemalice:
Incredible, absolutely incredible. Makes me want to write something meaningful for once, beautiful.
kundalini:
That Schwietzer quote is dead on...
thanks man... smile
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The word of the day is:


SCROTUM


Brought to you by the letter Z and the number 69.



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kundalini:
So is plural of Scrotum, Scrota? I bet it is. Hmmm. Use that in a sentence... Oh, never mind.

This random meaningless comment was brought to you today by lack of sleep, and a generous grant from the CHUBB group. Support public television. surreal
achtung:
Awesome
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A year long lost
In hindsight and regret
while faith seeks evidence
that you're still as perfect as you used to be-
as you always were

In fluid motions
you sing us both to sleep
these conversations
make me believe
in love

in the ?

The unspeakable

Disecting all the parts of me
as if they had some hidden meaning

the shift, the shape, the...
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kundalini:
I like what you write. Must be something cosmic going on...
And I am plagued by nightmares, how's your life?
timeoftheeclipse:
i love it when you post up.
always gives me hope for the world
your words sink to the core of me
continue on your way good sir
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You know you're addicted to a website when while traveling you make it a priority to check up and post.

Someone help me!

I'm up in San Francisco till the weekend...and I'd forgotten how beautiful it is. I absolutely love it. Saw some old friends...and was sad to hear about a good friend I used to bartend with. Apparantly, not long after I moved to...
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astasia:
yeah...we were supposed to go last year but.......financial situations...blah blah blah.....

you are right in saying that its not what i wanted to hear but you know other than matt...thats all every ones been saying...it just well..long story im gonna rant on it in a minute in my new entry...but....yeah...thanx for the imput.

um.......you know this morning on kroq they were talking about a cow in cambodia that can heal you if/when it licks you....wanna take your friend to cambodia???
sorry, but seriously....that really sux....im sorry. frown
kundalini:
Yeah, is there a support group for those of us who check this website compulsively?
I still think what you're doing is awesome, whether or not your intentions are the most altruistic.
Maybe if you are neglectful of the website for a bit it may help lessen the compulsion. Why do I feel like I'm going to miss something if I'm not on SG all the time? Have the mods slipped something into my water?
(key X-Files theme music)
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HOLY SHIT....My phone is ringing off the hook....

first that fucker from THAIFOON called...

but was blown out of the water by the Americorps Red Cross Director wanting me to start their program on the 9th!

Fuck yeah! Now I just have to jump through my ass to make it work.

I'm excited.
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shambles:
haha yeah poor girl haha

miao!!
kundalini:
By the way dude, I don't think penis size has anything to do with sidekickdom, but what the hell do I know? I do know that according to his autobiography (which I haven't read, just heard about) Burt Ward (Robin from the old Batman TV series) had a larger wang than Adam West who played Batman!! He claims that he and West were some sort of sexual dynamic duo pleasuring dozens of women while dressed in their costumes from the show.
Man that is a great fucking idea.... biggrin
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A little boingo song I heard the other day.


I...I...I love little girls they make me feel so good
I love little girls they make me feel so bad
When they're around they make me feel
Like I'm the only guy in town
I love little girls they make me feel so good

They don't care if I'm a one way mirror
They're not frightened...
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chrischick:
What can I say? I'm a popular gal! I can't help it if everyone wants to cruise with me!! wink
t3chmonkey:
Ahh, that's a creepy little song.
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So yeah,

Some of you may know of, or heard dark legends about this Dismantle_me character. Until yesterday I was convinced she was myth, a government conspiracy, or more likely, one of Atom's fictional characters invented to lure young SGers into his lair of darkness where he can steal their testies and ovaries and add them to his extended collection.

I was rather suprised...
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achtung:
Whats up my little butter cup
chrischick:
I aim to please..... wink
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I think I have a crush on Hillary Clinton...

Someone PLEASE CASTRATE ME!


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I just got back from the laudromat.

There was this sweet little old lady there, wearing cheap k-mart clothes and talking with her friend. Everytime she talked and she would pronounce a -t or an -s or a -d she would whistle. It was the cutest little lisp ever.

I left...
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timeoftheeclipse:
thanks a lot for the comment
just how i was feeling at the moment
im glad you like it
girly:
Not Hillary!!! puke
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Wow.

File this under the most fucked up thing anyone has ever said to me.

Pam just returned from rural Missouri where she grew up.

Pam: "Yeah, you know Sean could probably handle Missouri pretty well, but you, you'd go nuts."

Aaron: Oh yeah? Why do you say that?

Pam: Hmmmm....I dunno, it just seems...like you're the kinda of person that would have a problem...
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chrischick:
How is Calle and I let loose on the male population a bad thing????

I would think it would be very good....for US!!

Watch your hearts, boys of OC.

We are the boy destroyers!!!
cherrybombbettie:
RATE MY PICTURES!!!!!!!! NEW PICTURES!!!!!

Erin
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News.

I have a big fat fucking sunburn from 15 whopping minutes in the sun today. Damn my white boy DNA.

No word on the job. Which means I'm either waiting for nothing...or waiting for them to get their heads out of their asses. Either way I'm not sure what I'll do because today I applied for an Americorps position with Orange County and LA...
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astasia:
lol.there's nothing wrong with that. and in the fashion industry its the same ritch women and the gay men all want to steal your designs and your men. so..it guess the design industry isnt really safe. oh well. but at least you'd be rich and popular w/ all your collegues and you'd never be with out a date for the weekend....if you soo needed one. and felt like giving it a shot....nevermind that was just stupid. lets try....you'd never...feel unwanted...a little better. smile
kadmeia:
So I'm a bastard now eh? News to me smile No actually I had an awesome time in Australia and thanks for the comments. You're fun. I've decided I'm moving there eventually, it's so fabulous.
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I've been working on this friggin business plan for months. I'll work...then I'll put aside for a month...just to come back to it again to do a little piece...and then put it away.
I'm not fucking around with this business plan any fucking more. This weekend...it dies damn it.

Then...I will begin my plan to take over all humanity....BWAAAAAAHAHAHAAA*cough* cough * wheez*


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astasia:
hum....when you do that...can i whip all stupid people, and the people who leave their signals on while driving down the freeway and dont change lanes, and asian drivers, and parents with obese children...please it would make me really happy...

hope my entry didnt make you get too sick...i try not to get too cute..i think i surpassed my cuteness for the month.
cherrybombbettie:
Ha, he got the nick-name from me actually... because whenever I was near him (or anyone for that matter) he would scratch you with his fucking jagged ass sharp nails. So I just started calling him nails. But that was just his way of saying he loved ya, lol.

Erin confused