Why am I sharing this with you all? I'm a dick, that's why.
It's not even my vomit, pff! No hardcore party lifestyle for me! The wee one hasn't been well for a while, tonight I noticed the egg burps of doom and hoped naively that they wouldn't amount to anything, how wrong I was.
Fast forward to an hour and a half later, rocking out topping the DPS meters in Looking For Raid (Siege of Orgrimmar, last leg of the legendary quest chain), I hear a cough, then I hear a vomity cough, uh oh... I quickly brb'd and ran up to find my son at the gate rather upset, I asked him the usual questions, 'Have you been sick? Do you need to be sick?' No and no he answers, I know that he doesn't really understand what being sick is at 3, so I prepare, 'Let's get to the bathroom' 'No', he wails, not wanting to grab and run as he was ready to blow I desperately reason to at least puke in the potty behind him, alas, it was too late.
The trajectory was impressive for a 3 year old, thankfully he angled it up slightly so it didn't go as far as it should have, and all I could do was stand and watch. I had thankfully opened the gate, so it only amassed at the bottom, but the stench, ugh, the stench. Imagine the sick of someone who has been drinking beer and nothing but all day, that is what it smelled like. I quickly calmed him down and got him in the shower, then commenced the mass panic of trying to clean up whilst making sure he's not falling asleep/ vomiting more/ shitting all over his bath toys. I had to call my husband home to help deal with the mess, I couldn't bare to clean it any longer.
Don't worry, I finished the legendary quest through another LFR, wasn't top DPS though, I blame PTTVS for this, Post Traumatic Toddler Vomiting Syndrome.
