aristophanes

I'd rather the problem were resolved in another fashion...

Once upon a time my computer started behaving in that sort of manner and then one day the hard drive corrupted and I was no longer able to use my computer (except maybe as a small table upon which to place objects such as books, small ornaments etc) and now I have a different computer. Of course your computer may simply be experiencing power supply interruptions either because the power supply lead has worked itself ever so slightly loose or because the lead or socket is damaged.

Either way I remain unconvinced that your proposed solution (ie being dead) constitutes a balanced and efficient methodology under the circumstances. My counsel to you would be to think the matter through while cultivating a relaxed and receptive state of mind. First of all, sit in a comfortable position and perform some breathing exercises while visualising yourself surrounded by a pyramid of healing white light. Spend about ten minutes doing this. Next jump around the room shouting expletives at the top of your voice in as many languages as you are able (which in your case is likely to be quite a few) while meticulously dismantling the computer with an axe (remember to isolate computer from mains power supply prior to dismantling).

I trust that my problem solving tips will be of some assistance to you.