aristonaut

For those of you who wish to dust of there humour gland.A small fraction of Groucho....
On your Marx..set GO!


Guy1: No man can be an island

Guy2: What if his name was island?

Guy1: He'd change it by deed pole. now
If you let me continue; no woman is the sea

Guy2: C!? what like after b in the alphabet?

Guy1: NO, like the c at the start of cretin,
Which is about where you start and end

Guy2: No I started at the second line

Guy1: I wish that was where you finished, but alas
Here you stand, preventing my art

Guy2: But I'm not standing

Guy1: Well I've never seen anyone sit like that before

Guy2: I've only been taking lessons for a week

Guy1: In that case I think you should ask for a refund

Guy2: Well I did

Guy1: What happened?

Guy2: They asked me for a refund

Guy1: In that case I'll have a refund, by the way how
Do you spell refund?

Guy2: Refd

Guy1: Why?

Guy2: Because there's no fun in Refd

Guy1: I'm beginning to wonder if there's any fun in
Life,at least in you presence

Guy2: Presents?! Is it Christmas, what'd I get?

Guy1: one black eye and an Iou

Guy2: What's the Iou for?

Guy1: A black eye


Guy1: Anyhow, will You clam up and let me unravel
My genius ?

Guy2: Only if I don't have to roll
It up

Guy1: In that case, I think I'll
Decline, there's so much of
It I'd be here till next week

Guy2: So what you gonna do now?

Guy1: Say goodnight

Guy2: Goodnight

Guy1: That was a terrible joke to end on

Guy2: Do you think we should give them something better?

Guy1: Nah!