arielcupcakes

We were supposed to play Jeopardy & do naked aerobics with his friends & some porn star tonight. But he's lost in Virginia so I won't see him for another hour.

I went grocery shopping today & got Jello pudding pops which I thought they stopped making when I was in kindergarten but they make them again now & I can start living again!

We went to a hotel for Valentine's day & watched Lindsay Lohan movies & used condoms shaped like soft-serve ice cream cones. You better believe it was awesome.