arielcupcakes

AWESOME. I don't know what you're supposed to get boys for Valentines Day, so I figured I'd get him stuff that I would like... For example, a Little Mermaid balloon & a stuffed Unicorn. Unfortunately for both of us, the effing balloon was $8 & the unicorn was $25. 8 DOLLARS FOR A PIECE OF PLASTIC WITH SOME AIR INSIDE. One of my creepy customers implied that giving him head would be enough. Okay.

SO.

It's cold...

I have to fart...

I got a hair cut...

I am making a fish face in my new picture...

I like Monroe's set.

Uhm...

I still have to fart...

My nose is runny...

My prescription is not ready...

Okay. That's enough.