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It's Pride week here in Atlanta, so last night I went to a lesbian party.......And I still managed to not get a date. I mean come on, Pride weekend and I couldn't even find a date at a Lesbian party? Ladies, I'm seriously about to give up. One of the girls there told me I couldn't get a date because my shoes were too bisexual. They were a pair of Nine West black and hot pink stillettos.

*Le sigh. I'm never getting laid again.