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Last week ended 21 years of hostilities between me and cheesecake.

This week has seen the end of 10 years of cold war between me and my favourite teacher at school.

You see at school, economics was my subject of choice and the teacher, one Mr Palompo, was freaking awesome. Just an awesome inspiring teacher with a badass sense of humour. Economics ruled so hard...
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Oh yeah, baby. Oh yeah!.

Shame the thumping wasn't on the TV live though. Would have stayed up for it. I love the sports but within reason. The Chinese Grand Prix was on live in the middle of the night but I didn't watch it because I ha dto work and I'm a professional. A shitty video feed of the Bears slaughter of the Seahags...
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In case you were wondering Egg the 'Lochside Barracuda' beat the 'Motor City Cobra' Thomas 'Hitman' Hearns by default. The man never showed. That's how you bust a big slick talker, threaten to bust his balls (and ding-a-ling) in public and they go real quiet everytime. Score one for the Egg.

Back to the writing grindmill this week. New novel. First new thing I've done...
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Holy flip. The Predator 2 soundtrack kicks so much ass I'll be crapping blood for a month. It's a pest but it's well worth it.

The Egg objected to the last journal entry. When I typed 'Time to watch a Minger in action' he felt I was referring to him as it was his picture above in the Youtube video. This was not the case....
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There was blood shed, tears shed, voices raised, air befouled, names blasphemed, technology slighted, lawsuits filed, lawsuits fought, judges bribed, lawyers grinded, sheep stunned, data molested, dick swordfights, fingers popped, crooks shopped, rewards gained, money pissed away at the track, drug habits, habits drugged, rehabs kicked, vicars happyslapped, hapyyslapped dicks, gnashing of teeth, busting of felt, stabbing of sinners, preachers stoned, priests stoning and a...
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I can't get the Kickboxer soundtrack out of my head. Is troubling. Not as troubling as Jean Claude Van-Damme's photography habits on Thailand waters but it is pesky.

Hmmm, what have I learned this week. I know I'll use the list item thing to... list: Actually screw that, seems far to bloody complicated. Up with ta... eff it.

Video editing is fun. Especially when you...
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Note: I almost lost this entry again. But this time I couldn't pin the blame in villians from 80's movies - although Stan Bush came mighty close to copping it. This time I point the finger at SG running out of nekkid chicks and needing to ditch to the local nekkid woman store to get some. Their fault entirely. Indeed! Escaping blame rules.

Still hasn't...
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I just lost this f'n blog entry because of Ivan-'I must break you'-Drago and Tung-'Mylee good fuck'-Po. Feck me, what a dumb as dogshit reason to lose a post. Holy crap.

Content? CONTENT? Don't talk to me about content. I just hope I can redo the A-Team theory and why... ah fuck it. Not worth the bloody hassle. Too much time has been spent...
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WORLD EXCLUSIVE!!!!

Somehow, somewhere, someway the Egg managed to breach every security convention known to man to hear an excerpt of conversation regarding a prisoner swap between a government official and some terror group. The below is the WORLD EXCLUSIVE!!! excerpt transcript:

Terrorist : Do you have Ali 'five fingers'?
Offical : No.
Terrorist : What about Bob 'red gun'?
Offical : No.
Terrorist :...
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The sequel to the blog that caused a collective 'huh' around this here cyberplot last year is HERE. After you're done reading and your will to live is still strong as it was going in, feel free to take a look around.

Actually why do people, and I'm including myself in this, say 'feel free to look around' about their developed cyberplots. It's like,...
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