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Ever since I returned to my job I now understand how useful a condom feels in lesbian orgy.

The world's my beat. And I'm walking it.
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In life things fall into one of two categories.

They are either INSPIRATIONS or IMPEDIMENTS.

Neither label is intended as a positive or a negative. They are not prejudiced by like or dislike. The terms are simple barometers of personal impact.

Such as:

My family: INSPIRATIONS

Drunken foreigners: IMPEDIMENTS

Ruud Gullit sitting on a shed: INSPIRATION

My best friend before he finally made cash playing...
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