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Arseholes and bollocks.

Five quick hits:

1. The Lovie Smith in Madden 2005 looks nothing like the real Lovie Smith.

2. The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse is almost the best book I've read this year - almost because I'm only on Chapter 4.

3. AC/DC rocks.

4. Women who leave their husbands three times after being battered and come back for the fourth...
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scagnetti:
Your profile pic looks like
your third eye of enlightement
is illuminating out your head.
It's cool.
Was that your intention?
or happy accident?
surreal
weirdomanson:
whats up man. deftones do rock. check out thisclip its the deftones doing the cures if only tonight we could sleep. its great
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This is the official AC/DC & Madden 2005 weekend. Stuff the Garden of Eden, this is living.

Urlacher rules!!!
Bon, Angus, Brian and the lads rules!!!
This weekend rules!!!
I rule!!!

Note: For those keeping tabs... this is the high before the Sunday night low. We're going to get hammered. Fuck.

Whole Lotta Rosie, whole lotta Rosie...
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beautiful_hatred:
Apology accepted wink
scagnetti:
"With a bullet in his BACK!"

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I love writing. It's great. Words from the heart, or in my case inherited 90% sure ticking Angina time bomb - f'n genetics at least I'm not going bald...

Bugger I've forgotten the point I'm going to make about writing.

Rewriting though is an absolute brain driven process hence it sucks since you've got to rip apart all the hearty, or in my case ori90staty...
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scagnetti:
Have a good weekend my fellow U.K. Cancer Bloke.
beautiful_hatred:
I cant read your journal right now but im gonna biggrin
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The following is a transcript of a conversation between two friends held in my carhole (I refuse to call it 'garage') yesterday. Everytime I think about it cracks me up even more.

Gordon: So I went to see your solicitor yesterday to ask about gambling laws.

Stuart: Who? Michael Anderson?

G: Yeah.

S: Uh, he's not a solicitor. He's a chartered accountant. I go to...
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scagnetti:
From now on ,
I shall call it a Carhole
as well.
tongue

[Edited on Sep 22, 2004 2:33PM]
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WOOOARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!

Stunning, stunning, stunning!!!!!

Bears 21 - Packers 10

Lovie makes good!

The streak is over!!!!!!!!!

WOOOOOOAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!

Proof!

But this should have been much easier. Terrell fumbling, Edinger missing, Lovie sending Edinger out on 4 & 1 when T.Jones would have sealed it.

Detroit, utter fluke. Rex and the boys beat Brett. Roll on the rematch.

WOOOOAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!
beautiful_hatred:
RUGBY mad mad mad mad mad
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Why I like the police:

They smash bloodthirsty high-falutin' bastards who like seeing foxes being chased and ripped to pieces by hounds with trucheons and expose their 'protest' for the sham that it is.

Hurrah!


Why I like 24 hour news:

Because you can see that sort of thing on 24 hour news LIVE!


2 reasons to hate the Packers:

They're not the Bears.

They're...
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beautiful_hatred:
I wont lie......Football is cool. But, I love saying that kinda stuff cause everybody gets so pissed. But golf . . . tougher then football and rugby combined. HA tongue HA tongue HA tongue HA tongue HA tongue HA tongue HA tongue HA tongue
beautiful_hatred:
Yeah it workin. biggrin I was F'n around about the golf. The only thing good about Golf is the Volkswagen.
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I'm beginning to think someone in the afterlife doesn't like me.

Over the last few days:

The Bears lost.
Sliced my finger on a jagged glass.
I lost my bank card.
My mum was hospitalised.
I was locked out one of my jobs which meant a wasted 40 walk.
The Packers won.
The garden was half mowed when the lawnmower cable went on the blink....
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Buggering arseholes.

Detriot 20 - Chicago 16.

Fuck, fuck, fuck it. This first road win on the road for the Lions in 25 tries. Shameful but we didn't deserve to win. Still hurts.

On the upside I've got a great ideo for an online game but I'll probably do nothing with it. Winkle.

Sigh! This is going to be a long year.
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In the last hundred odd years there has been great developments.

One can purchase great amounts through a little plastic card and without leaving their home.

One can be hailed by another many miles away through the use of the mobile phones.

One can watch naked women sucking off pigs on the same machine that one types up their latest church newsletter.

Yet for all...
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Right, so I can tell people that I'm good at forecasting:

AFC NORTH: BALTIMORE
AFC EAST: NEW ENGLAND
AFC SOUTH: INDIANAPOLIS
AFC WEST: DENVER

AFC WILDCARDS: KANSAS CITY, TENNESSEE

AFC CHAMPS: BALTIMORE (beat Denver)

NFC NORTH: MINNESOTA (hock-ptew)
NFC EAST: PHILADELPHIA
NFC SOUTH: CAROLINA
NFC WEST: SEATTLE

NFC WILDCARDS: ST. LOUIS, TAMPA BAY

NFC CHAMPS: PHILADELPHIA (dicks Minnesota bad)

SUPERBOWL CHAMPS: BALTIMORE

Unreserved Bears predictions:...
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