Quickie because I still have e-mails to shoot off, begging letters to write, a brother to mess with, a chair to fix and a shoddy furniture company to sodomise.
1. My writer's chair broke while watching a movie tonight. The Egg thought this was brilliant. I am finding it a bit of a c*nt.
2. Transporter 2 is a dumb-as-fuck movie. A SEAGAL movie without SEAGAL which means it's just another dumb-as-the-deer's-bollocks-movie. Good one though.
3. I'm not updating here again until Monday at the earliest. Book to write, website to pad out etc. Although if you find me in 'the other place' (GOD DAMN that's so Parliament~!) I'll indulge your curiousity. Actually it might be an idea to find and bookmark me at 'the other place' (YO HO BABY, YO HO!) - because I'm so much fun.
4. And I'm outta here come December. Not spending money on tits anymore.
Is all.
1. My writer's chair broke while watching a movie tonight. The Egg thought this was brilliant. I am finding it a bit of a c*nt.
2. Transporter 2 is a dumb-as-fuck movie. A SEAGAL movie without SEAGAL which means it's just another dumb-as-the-deer's-bollocks-movie. Good one though.
3. I'm not updating here again until Monday at the earliest. Book to write, website to pad out etc. Although if you find me in 'the other place' (GOD DAMN that's so Parliament~!) I'll indulge your curiousity. Actually it might be an idea to find and bookmark me at 'the other place' (YO HO BABY, YO HO!) - because I'm so much fun.
4. And I'm outta here come December. Not spending money on tits anymore.
Is all.
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Yeah, no more fecked up cuts from them gals
"but the fecking Jesuits! Ted..."