2-0 Scotland at the moment.
England, fielding their strongest team, getting DICKED 3-0 by Denmark.
It is a good night to be a Scotsman.
I wish to take this moment to thank the LOCAL JUNKIES for forever linking the humble hoodie to their filthy way of life. This was made evident to me today when, passing a couple of workmen, one of them muttered 'another fucking junkie bastard'. Thank you, you filthy fucking bastards.
I would also like to take this moment to thank THE WORKMEN for reminding me that I'm not a prejudgemental motherfucker who isn't contributing towards the downfall of tolerence on the island. Thank you, you prejudgemental motherfuckers.
I would also like to thank the idiocy of the driver of the green fruit delivery van for motioning me to cross the road when I couldn't see what traffic was beside him. Because of his idiocy I took my time crossing in front of him and missed being plastered by a Fiat. Thank you, you idioctic dickhead and future idiot killer.
Who else do I want to sarcastically thank? Nobody. Good.
Let the good times roll, while they bastard well last.
England, fielding their strongest team, getting DICKED 3-0 by Denmark.
It is a good night to be a Scotsman.
I wish to take this moment to thank the LOCAL JUNKIES for forever linking the humble hoodie to their filthy way of life. This was made evident to me today when, passing a couple of workmen, one of them muttered 'another fucking junkie bastard'. Thank you, you filthy fucking bastards.
I would also like to take this moment to thank THE WORKMEN for reminding me that I'm not a prejudgemental motherfucker who isn't contributing towards the downfall of tolerence on the island. Thank you, you prejudgemental motherfuckers.
I would also like to thank the idiocy of the driver of the green fruit delivery van for motioning me to cross the road when I couldn't see what traffic was beside him. Because of his idiocy I took my time crossing in front of him and missed being plastered by a Fiat. Thank you, you idioctic dickhead and future idiot killer.
Who else do I want to sarcastically thank? Nobody. Good.
Let the good times roll, while they bastard well last.
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you know all that son of so and so who looks like a creation of the gods bla bla sacker of this and that city may the goddess heap praise upon his family.