SYCHO and the EGG review MR and MRS SMITH:
EGG: The best bit of the film was when he was kicking her.
SYCHO: Yeah. That was genius. Let's watch that bit again.
EGG: Agreed.
SYCHO and the EGG review BATMAN BEGINS:
(The batmobile drives over, and severely fucks, slated roofs)
EGG: You know, I was supporting him until he did that.
SYCHO: Ah, come on. He'll probably buy the houses and do them up as an apology.
(pause)
EGG: Can you imagine if he did that to Dad's roof.
BOTH: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Total carnage, I love it.
Bought the Midway Masters Classics #1 (that's wrong but I can be fecked to lift my fingers off the keyboard and check... oh wait... MIDWAY ARCADE TREASURES.... christ I hate laziness) and Smackdown vs Raw - thanks to the Mr Anderson affect and the down time trying to create a new version of roulette.
On roulette, people who play online virtual roulette, craps or any other casino games online with real cash are idiotic dickheads and need a social life. Or head. Or rabies. Or a mixture of a three. Such stupidity and exploitation shames humanity. Thus endeth rant.
Yeah, so I'm waiting for Egg and the Hindu Cow (who I scared the absolute BEJEEZUS out of on Tuesday - teach him for listening to his Archos over and over and over in a public place when I'm around) to create CELEBRITY ROULETTE - sans celebrities, we're urban legends - and I've got the SNES emulator on the go. After fecking around with Starfox - a game that cannot be played with a keyboard - I load up SMASH f'n TV. Fuck me what a game, WHAT A GAME! Total Carnage - I loved it.
Speaking of which, that and its sequel, Total Carnage, is arcade genius. A totally nuts game desgined to get the cash pumping in. I salute it.
Smash TV meets FPS - does that exist.
Right, I'm watching the politics then it's PS2 time. Oh, yes!
EGG: The best bit of the film was when he was kicking her.
SYCHO: Yeah. That was genius. Let's watch that bit again.
EGG: Agreed.
SYCHO and the EGG review BATMAN BEGINS:
(The batmobile drives over, and severely fucks, slated roofs)
EGG: You know, I was supporting him until he did that.
SYCHO: Ah, come on. He'll probably buy the houses and do them up as an apology.
(pause)
EGG: Can you imagine if he did that to Dad's roof.
BOTH: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Total carnage, I love it.
Bought the Midway Masters Classics #1 (that's wrong but I can be fecked to lift my fingers off the keyboard and check... oh wait... MIDWAY ARCADE TREASURES.... christ I hate laziness) and Smackdown vs Raw - thanks to the Mr Anderson affect and the down time trying to create a new version of roulette.
On roulette, people who play online virtual roulette, craps or any other casino games online with real cash are idiotic dickheads and need a social life. Or head. Or rabies. Or a mixture of a three. Such stupidity and exploitation shames humanity. Thus endeth rant.
Yeah, so I'm waiting for Egg and the Hindu Cow (who I scared the absolute BEJEEZUS out of on Tuesday - teach him for listening to his Archos over and over and over in a public place when I'm around) to create CELEBRITY ROULETTE - sans celebrities, we're urban legends - and I've got the SNES emulator on the go. After fecking around with Starfox - a game that cannot be played with a keyboard - I load up SMASH f'n TV. Fuck me what a game, WHAT A GAME! Total Carnage - I loved it.
Speaking of which, that and its sequel, Total Carnage, is arcade genius. A totally nuts game desgined to get the cash pumping in. I salute it.
Smash TV meets FPS - does that exist.
Right, I'm watching the politics then it's PS2 time. Oh, yes!
VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
Thank the Lord you didn't like the Smiths...just that. Thank you, God.