argonautgod

You cut out the football results

They sow unrest

Exchange between Dennis the Red Menace and his Dad from Viz 146. Such genius.

I have this ugly bruise on my bicep from walking into that bloody wall the other day. It is god awful ugly - turd-a-licious foul. This will teach me for walking into walls. Actually it won't. I just have this funky knack for avoiding moving objects but crashing into inanimate ones. Caught my toe on the doorstop the other night - the f'n doorstop, yet I coolly avoided some little rascal tearing ass down the pavement on his BMX. Which was a great thing because had he clattered into my knees I'd probably be facing a 6-month stretch. So this knack comes in well handy.

This week should be a relatively normal one - with the exception of Mr Anderson being on the f'n island. Watching him play is like watching a live volcano ready to erupt but infinitely more funnier. We lost when, while he was playing Smackdown: Shut Your Mouth, VINCE F'N MCMAHON runs down to beat the shit out of his pitifuly weak androgynous vampire character. Oh, good times. Speaking of which is Smackdown vs Raw any good? Haven't kept up with the Smackdown series since Shut Your Mouth.

Shame on F1 for not sorting out the GP yesterday. Bloody idiots - especially those fuckwitted dunderheads at Michelin. Fuckers. ALthough it would have been great if Schumacer and Barrichello took each other off. Legendary I say.

Right off to sort some finances. Crunch.