The greatest Millionaire answers ever:
a. The Eiffel Tower
b. The Taj Mahal
c. The Louvre
d. Pigshit
The question:
What's type of shit comes out a pig's arse.
For the record Terry Fuckwitt plumped for the Eiffel Tower and lost. Unsurprising coming from someone who sold his soul to the devil for a lump of dried up dogshit.
I'm watching the Scotland-Moldova game and I'm trying not to go nuclear. It's 0-0. We're ranked 31 places higher than them in the FIFA world rankings. Then again, I really shouldn't expect much from being the 86th ranked side in th world. But it sucks. It really f'n sucks. Two years ago we beat Holland, held Germany and Spain to draws and went toe to toe with Italy. And that's with fucking BERTI as manager. Watty, Tommy and Mr. McCoist are in charge now. We've got to be doing better. Christ this sucks!!!
Man I remember the first game of the 1998 World Cup - Scotland vs Brazil. The island was dead - everyone watched that game. I want a return to those days. NOW!
Washed the dog today. For the first time in his 14 years the mutt didn't kick up a fuss or put up a fight to be bathed. It was sad... until he decided he didn't want to be showered or leave the tub. Most annoying yet heart warming... until the beggar saw fit to soak me.
Alright here we go... a free kick in a way promising position... we wait, it's kicked, header and we miss. - FFS!!!
The lads came across for the poker table for their cash game. Much fun,... YES!!!!!!!!!!! 1-0! Lee McCulloch powers his way through Moldova, crosses it in, goalie fucks up, Dailly buries it. 1-0. At fucking last.
Yeah, we carried a poker table, coffin STYLE, across a closed main road getting relaid. Words will never convey how cool the whole experience was - topped by the Hindu Cow reversing into a parked car. Class.
FUCK me almost 1-1. Jesus H Christ. Aww. almost 2-0.
Feck I love the internationals.
a. The Eiffel Tower
b. The Taj Mahal
c. The Louvre
d. Pigshit
The question:
What's type of shit comes out a pig's arse.
For the record Terry Fuckwitt plumped for the Eiffel Tower and lost. Unsurprising coming from someone who sold his soul to the devil for a lump of dried up dogshit.
I'm watching the Scotland-Moldova game and I'm trying not to go nuclear. It's 0-0. We're ranked 31 places higher than them in the FIFA world rankings. Then again, I really shouldn't expect much from being the 86th ranked side in th world. But it sucks. It really f'n sucks. Two years ago we beat Holland, held Germany and Spain to draws and went toe to toe with Italy. And that's with fucking BERTI as manager. Watty, Tommy and Mr. McCoist are in charge now. We've got to be doing better. Christ this sucks!!!
Man I remember the first game of the 1998 World Cup - Scotland vs Brazil. The island was dead - everyone watched that game. I want a return to those days. NOW!
Washed the dog today. For the first time in his 14 years the mutt didn't kick up a fuss or put up a fight to be bathed. It was sad... until he decided he didn't want to be showered or leave the tub. Most annoying yet heart warming... until the beggar saw fit to soak me.
Alright here we go... a free kick in a way promising position... we wait, it's kicked, header and we miss. - FFS!!!
The lads came across for the poker table for their cash game. Much fun,... YES!!!!!!!!!!! 1-0! Lee McCulloch powers his way through Moldova, crosses it in, goalie fucks up, Dailly buries it. 1-0. At fucking last.
Yeah, we carried a poker table, coffin STYLE, across a closed main road getting relaid. Words will never convey how cool the whole experience was - topped by the Hindu Cow reversing into a parked car. Class.
FUCK me almost 1-1. Jesus H Christ. Aww. almost 2-0.
Feck I love the internationals.
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