I don't have the will to punch out a mammoth journal entry:
* Ong-Bak is a total and utter Seagal movie with logic that rivals The Foreigner. But feck me indigo, it kicks so much ass.
* Plus it has the greatest cinematic moment of the year that I'm sure nothing will top.
* No neon-green toxic waste though. Natch.
* I still pwn at online play money poker tables. Just pwn.
* The Hindu Cow is without a doubt the most unluckiest card player I've ever seen. Against the Egg last night: he's got pocket aces, Egg has Ace-Jack. With one card to come the Egg can only hit one of two Jacks left in the deck to win. Egg says: Jack me. He gets Jacked, making trips. Hindu just shakes his head.
* Later we're playing house blackjack. Hindu's got 59,000. I have 27,000 on the last hand. The only way I can win is to hit a five card trick (making 21 or less with 5 cards) that pays 4-1. One 5-card trick later Hindu's head is in his hands. Poor sod.
* At work yesterday it transpired I'm the only one that's going to vote at the election, mysteriously shocking everyone. Personally I think everyone should be made to vote. If one wants to protest, draw a cock over the ballot paper or something. The free vote is a great triumph of humanity. Just a shame about who we have to vote for.
* Can't wait until Episode 3. Need those damned midnight tickets though. Need 'em!
* Fish, chips, Daleks and Sin City tonight. Will rule.
Sure I had more to say, that's why I did this bullet style.
Tesitcles, I'll add more later. Maybe.
MEW-SIK!
*******
* The fish and chips ruled. Bloody marvellous.
* Doctor Who was awesome. Such is the power of a Dalek.
* Sin City though... what a load of bollocks. Disappointing to say the least. Wholly failed to rock me like the books did - well technically I thought the Big Fat Kill was cack anyway. Most disappointing. Not satisfied. Still Ong Bak and Downfall were brilliant - for two differing reasons.
* Hooray, I've managed to log into my old poker in europe account and I have some freeroll cash left over. Time to play.
* Ong-Bak is a total and utter Seagal movie with logic that rivals The Foreigner. But feck me indigo, it kicks so much ass.
* Plus it has the greatest cinematic moment of the year that I'm sure nothing will top.
* No neon-green toxic waste though. Natch.
* I still pwn at online play money poker tables. Just pwn.
* The Hindu Cow is without a doubt the most unluckiest card player I've ever seen. Against the Egg last night: he's got pocket aces, Egg has Ace-Jack. With one card to come the Egg can only hit one of two Jacks left in the deck to win. Egg says: Jack me. He gets Jacked, making trips. Hindu just shakes his head.
* Later we're playing house blackjack. Hindu's got 59,000. I have 27,000 on the last hand. The only way I can win is to hit a five card trick (making 21 or less with 5 cards) that pays 4-1. One 5-card trick later Hindu's head is in his hands. Poor sod.
* At work yesterday it transpired I'm the only one that's going to vote at the election, mysteriously shocking everyone. Personally I think everyone should be made to vote. If one wants to protest, draw a cock over the ballot paper or something. The free vote is a great triumph of humanity. Just a shame about who we have to vote for.
* Can't wait until Episode 3. Need those damned midnight tickets though. Need 'em!
* Fish, chips, Daleks and Sin City tonight. Will rule.
Sure I had more to say, that's why I did this bullet style.
Tesitcles, I'll add more later. Maybe.
MEW-SIK!
*******
* The fish and chips ruled. Bloody marvellous.
* Doctor Who was awesome. Such is the power of a Dalek.
* Sin City though... what a load of bollocks. Disappointing to say the least. Wholly failed to rock me like the books did - well technically I thought the Big Fat Kill was cack anyway. Most disappointing. Not satisfied. Still Ong Bak and Downfall were brilliant - for two differing reasons.
* Hooray, I've managed to log into my old poker in europe account and I have some freeroll cash left over. Time to play.
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As for "Sin City" tell me how it is, i'm really looking forward to seeing that. I take it it's a ligitimate copy of the film
Are you still coming to the 'deen to see Star Wars?
As for my screenplay, i'm putting it together in my head. I'm not happy with it and i'm scared to commit it to paper. But soon my friend, soon.
Mrs. McGuire: "I heard his arm snap, and then it was just a matter of time before the filth arrived."
You called 'em filth...