Why I like the way my brain works:
So I needed to go out to get some stamps and groceries (ok fabric conditoner and Toffypops) but when I looked at the clock it was almost 13:00.
Because of my brain I saved wasting twenty minutes in two queues to reach the cash machine and the scandalised glare of nitwits wondering why I'm buying a stupid amount of stamps (why stamps don't rise in 5p steps I do know but just fecks me off).
Instead I ate, surfed the site and watched politics. Soon I will buy stamps and Toffypops in half the time.
Thus endeth today's sermon of why I like my brain.
So I needed to go out to get some stamps and groceries (ok fabric conditoner and Toffypops) but when I looked at the clock it was almost 13:00.
Because of my brain I saved wasting twenty minutes in two queues to reach the cash machine and the scandalised glare of nitwits wondering why I'm buying a stupid amount of stamps (why stamps don't rise in 5p steps I do know but just fecks me off).
Instead I ate, surfed the site and watched politics. Soon I will buy stamps and Toffypops in half the time.
Thus endeth today's sermon of why I like my brain.
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Hope the week is going good. Later.
and toffypops.