A million fecking arseholes to the unreliable.
On the day I've finally make the plot breakthrough on me next book I've been called into work for two reasons:
1. In case the person doesn't turn up - an absolutely ridiculous state of affairs.
2. If the person does turn up I've got to bring her area up to the boss' stardards.
Evil swines and their unprofessional ways. May diseased vagrants forever jizz in their cream of mushroom soup.
*******
I is calm again.
Man, you ever hear both sides of a story and just think, 'fucking children'? That was me at the old work today. No details, it's just too bloody stupid to get into. The biggest loser of it all was, as per bloody usual, myself for having my time wasted. If I didn't like them so much, yadda yadda yackety schmackety blah blah bleh...
Enough employment bollocks. It's now beneath me.
Instead TAKE THIS TEST (capitalised because that funky purple isn't enough to distinguish it.
It's a quick questionnaire, 5-10 mins tops, that'll tell you where you are politically. Then you can tell me. I'll go 'ooooohh' and we'll have a jolly laugh. Well I will which is pretty freaking cool and is the main thing.
Head hurts. Shoulder hurts. Knee hurts.
Piddleslits to that. I'm going to rock on!!!
On the day I've finally make the plot breakthrough on me next book I've been called into work for two reasons:
1. In case the person doesn't turn up - an absolutely ridiculous state of affairs.
2. If the person does turn up I've got to bring her area up to the boss' stardards.
Evil swines and their unprofessional ways. May diseased vagrants forever jizz in their cream of mushroom soup.
*******
I is calm again.
Man, you ever hear both sides of a story and just think, 'fucking children'? That was me at the old work today. No details, it's just too bloody stupid to get into. The biggest loser of it all was, as per bloody usual, myself for having my time wasted. If I didn't like them so much, yadda yadda yackety schmackety blah blah bleh...
Enough employment bollocks. It's now beneath me.
Instead TAKE THIS TEST (capitalised because that funky purple isn't enough to distinguish it.
It's a quick questionnaire, 5-10 mins tops, that'll tell you where you are politically. Then you can tell me. I'll go 'ooooohh' and we'll have a jolly laugh. Well I will which is pretty freaking cool and is the main thing.
Head hurts. Shoulder hurts. Knee hurts.
Piddleslits to that. I'm going to rock on!!!
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Kings and Aces!
Economic Left/Right: -6.00
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -3.38
The fecking test didn't mention love of all things Irish, or an abnormal fascination with guns
Slainte!