Mr. Peter King sums up all my thoughts about the big game.
Don't you just hate fair weather fans, especially the oiks that think they know everything after 5 mins. For example:
Guy: Well, the Eagles got absolutely humped last night. I mean I only saw until halftime but they were getting absolutely humped.
Me: Losing by three points isn't exactly getting humped.
Guy: Yes I know...
Me: 14 points is getting humped.
Guy: Did you see McNabb?
The conversation dragged until the guy found a woman to show his magazine to and I escaped.
What I managed to suppress during this conversation:
Me: No, my friend 14 points isn't much at all. But you know you have a point. Perhaps if the Patriots committed to running Dillon on 1st and 2nd down they'd have chewed up the Eagles worse. But they didn't. They decided to make play calls that made no sense, which in turn kept the Eagles close in an unexciting and frankly dull game... WHICH COST ME TWENTY QUID!!!! FAIR WEATHER FUCKER! GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU MINCER!!!
Bless my restraint.
And guess who had his money on that Pats winning by 14
Sitting with the boss today. He finds out he's being fucked around by a 17 year old girl. He reacted like I just told him I'd put his house on the Eagles to win by 14. Too funny.
I've got to find a way to tell people about my book without finishing with the words "it's much better than I'm telling it." It's about the fourth time I've been asked about it and instead of spilling a few sentences that would knot their ovaries (or whatever the girl equivelant of 'knock your bollocks off' is) I'm jumbling some geekish nonsense out. Which is critcally important now that I'm going to sell the thing.
In fact I'm going to work on that right now.
If you know anything about the gamer culture you need to watch these guys. D/Load the shows in order.
*******
ONE DAY LATER:
Anyone who has trouble saying 'I love you' has obviously never tried boiling 165,000 words down to a single page.
I absolutely facking hate this synopsis bizness.
Yes I facking do.
Don't you just hate fair weather fans, especially the oiks that think they know everything after 5 mins. For example:
Guy: Well, the Eagles got absolutely humped last night. I mean I only saw until halftime but they were getting absolutely humped.
Me: Losing by three points isn't exactly getting humped.
Guy: Yes I know...
Me: 14 points is getting humped.
Guy: Did you see McNabb?
The conversation dragged until the guy found a woman to show his magazine to and I escaped.
What I managed to suppress during this conversation:
Me: No, my friend 14 points isn't much at all. But you know you have a point. Perhaps if the Patriots committed to running Dillon on 1st and 2nd down they'd have chewed up the Eagles worse. But they didn't. They decided to make play calls that made no sense, which in turn kept the Eagles close in an unexciting and frankly dull game... WHICH COST ME TWENTY QUID!!!! FAIR WEATHER FUCKER! GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU MINCER!!!
Bless my restraint.
And guess who had his money on that Pats winning by 14
Sitting with the boss today. He finds out he's being fucked around by a 17 year old girl. He reacted like I just told him I'd put his house on the Eagles to win by 14. Too funny.
I've got to find a way to tell people about my book without finishing with the words "it's much better than I'm telling it." It's about the fourth time I've been asked about it and instead of spilling a few sentences that would knot their ovaries (or whatever the girl equivelant of 'knock your bollocks off' is) I'm jumbling some geekish nonsense out. Which is critcally important now that I'm going to sell the thing.
In fact I'm going to work on that right now.
If you know anything about the gamer culture you need to watch these guys. D/Load the shows in order.
*******
ONE DAY LATER:
Anyone who has trouble saying 'I love you' has obviously never tried boiling 165,000 words down to a single page.
I absolutely facking hate this synopsis bizness.
Yes I facking do.
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