argonautgod

A pen I was sucking on just burst and flooded my mouth with blue ink. My tongue is now blue and tastes foul. This has upset me. Said pen was an Oxfam pen. Therefore until I find out that money donated to Oxfam is not spent on sending more of their wanking piece of crap pens through the mail, those blighters are not getting another penny of my money.

Tsunamis can crash into France, meteors can flatten Green Bay, carnivourous aliens from the planet Zog can plunder Burra of its sheep -- whatever the disaster not a penny shall slip from my hand into an Oxfam collection tin. No, no, nope.

Sweet dreams and safe sucking to one and all.