Ding dong merrily on high or I take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger until it goes click.
Hello and welcome.
Before I go balls deep into this entry (ho-ho) a prayer to those poor sods in South-East Asia that got smashed by Earthquakes and a Tsunami. Dreadful business.
Xmas was fantastic as ever. DVD's, many PS2 games (it pays to stay a year behind the latest games, that way everything seems fresh but a a quarter of the price hence you get more BANG for your buck), comics (including Spiderman playing poker - unreal choice by Aunties Alexis and Mary), books (finally, after years of inavailability, get The Dudley Smith Trio - Ellroy's Big Nowhere, L.A. Confidential and White Jazz) and other knick knacks. What happened to yesterday I ask? Not enough I answer.
Bloody good job I love turkey though.
I'm just going to assume your Xmas' were just as awesome or better. No negativity at the moment. Bears will be bringing some of that later.
There should be a full NFL program over Xmas every years. Peckers/Queens (nothing like two hated teams knock the shit out of each other) was awesome as was Radiers/Chiefs (Weirdo, your boys were fortunate to even get a sniff of a lead in the last minute). Didn't see Plummer smash the Titans - casualty of 3 hours sleep the night before. Grr, curse my lack of inhuman stanima. NFL over Xmas should be LAW!
Now some business.
Thus far:
2004 Person of the Year: JEREMY PAXMAN
2004 Villianous Sod of the Year: JONATHAN QUINN
Best Song I First Heard This Year: (tie) DOWN PAYMENT BLUES by AC/DC and COUNTING ON ME by KORN
Best Album I First Heard This Year: POWERAGE by AC/DC
Best Film I First Saw This Year: ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE WEST
The 2nd part of my legendary movie weekend I had in May - and the other film that's inspired The Dead Devils. The opening scene was awesome. The dialogue was blistering ('No. Two too many.' 'Just a man.' - hear them in context) The characters were memorable. The music awesome. The twists, turns and action mesmerising and Harmonica is simply my favourite hero ever - sorry Optimus Prime
Runners-Up: City of God (better than Goodfellas and the 3rd part of the legendary movie trifect - Ninja Scroll was the 1st part but is ineligible for this 'award' because I fist saw it in 2000), American Movie (see this film now), Kill Bill Vol.2 (improves every time I watch it), Serpico (Al Pacino plays a hippie cop in a world of corruption - what more do you want?) Hero (better than Crouching Tiger), House of Flying Daggers (better than Hero).
Honourable mention: WASP 2. (It'll be a cold day before this sees a general release but it is by far the funniest thing I've seen this year.)
Shite Film of the Year: AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 DAYS
1. I paid to see this.
2. Somebody spent millions to make this.
3. Everyone was happy when the film started, thanks to Stuart trying to start a group roar.
4. Then followed deep silence as the film started and nobody laughed at a single joke in the film...
5. except Gordon, who giggled churlishly at a nipples joke. This got me giggling at him, which started him laughing harder, which started me going worse - bottom line we laughed non-stop for two minutes at each other laughing.
6. We provided the audience more entertainment in those two minutes than that movie did.
7. I wanted you to know this. Obviously.
8. I wanted to get move value for my money I spent seeing this tosh by letting you know about it.
Runners-Up: That first Harry Potter movie (What insulting kiddie crap. Hell I would have walked out insulted if I was 9 - Transformers: The Movie was the ultimate movie for kiddies! Thank god I didn't see this before being talked into seeing Azkaban - which was very good).
All righty, I'll update later tonight - probably - and I'll do some commenting then.
Continue to have good ones!
Update 21:45
Robbed by those no-good, inbred, blind, illeterate, bastard pieces of FUCKING SHIT OFFICIALS! Fuckers.
Christ I hope their cocks rot before New Year. Obviously their eyes did over Xmas. Wankers. Total bastard wankers.
All right, I'm adding some more knick-knacks the now:
Funniest/Happiest Moment of the Year: WASP 2
What st... no. You need to see it to know why. I should have some free webspace knocking about... hmmmm.
Runners-Up: Every Bears victory, Laughing with Gordon at AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 DAYS. Every group roar (and there have been many). Watching our movies (and there have been many). 'Well, of course they're human beings' (by Jeremy Paxman). Didgeball. Shaun of the Dead and so many more.
Furious/Saddest Moment of the Year: JONATHAN QUINN VS DALLAS
Krenzel playing like dirt gets injured. I'm already not happy. Quinn enters. I'm a little less happy. Quinn plays. Mum, Edwrad and Gordon are actually scared to enter my room. On live Bears gameday my area is sacroscant. One is taking a chance if they enter at the best of times. That night it would have been suicide. A torrid night of fucking dreadful ineptitude. Who told my team he could play QB.
Runners-Up: The declining health of the dog (would have won if he still didn't show his spunky thieving personality), those twits trying to treat my Mum (incompetance after incompetance. Still she's standing), what's happened in SE Asia (dreadful business), FOX NEWS not giving the SE ASIA situation due coverage (fair and balanced by foot), the persecution of David Blunkett, the loss of Grossman, Brown, Urlacher et al, every Bears loss, me getting so wound up over a silly poxy game.
A well wish, prayer or moment of solemness to those poor feckers in SE Asia.
Party on!
Hello and welcome.
Before I go balls deep into this entry (ho-ho) a prayer to those poor sods in South-East Asia that got smashed by Earthquakes and a Tsunami. Dreadful business.
Xmas was fantastic as ever. DVD's, many PS2 games (it pays to stay a year behind the latest games, that way everything seems fresh but a a quarter of the price hence you get more BANG for your buck), comics (including Spiderman playing poker - unreal choice by Aunties Alexis and Mary), books (finally, after years of inavailability, get The Dudley Smith Trio - Ellroy's Big Nowhere, L.A. Confidential and White Jazz) and other knick knacks. What happened to yesterday I ask? Not enough I answer.
Bloody good job I love turkey though.
I'm just going to assume your Xmas' were just as awesome or better. No negativity at the moment. Bears will be bringing some of that later.
There should be a full NFL program over Xmas every years. Peckers/Queens (nothing like two hated teams knock the shit out of each other) was awesome as was Radiers/Chiefs (Weirdo, your boys were fortunate to even get a sniff of a lead in the last minute). Didn't see Plummer smash the Titans - casualty of 3 hours sleep the night before. Grr, curse my lack of inhuman stanima. NFL over Xmas should be LAW!
Now some business.
Thus far:
2004 Person of the Year: JEREMY PAXMAN
2004 Villianous Sod of the Year: JONATHAN QUINN
Best Song I First Heard This Year: (tie) DOWN PAYMENT BLUES by AC/DC and COUNTING ON ME by KORN
Best Album I First Heard This Year: POWERAGE by AC/DC
Best Film I First Saw This Year: ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE WEST
The 2nd part of my legendary movie weekend I had in May - and the other film that's inspired The Dead Devils. The opening scene was awesome. The dialogue was blistering ('No. Two too many.' 'Just a man.' - hear them in context) The characters were memorable. The music awesome. The twists, turns and action mesmerising and Harmonica is simply my favourite hero ever - sorry Optimus Prime
Runners-Up: City of God (better than Goodfellas and the 3rd part of the legendary movie trifect - Ninja Scroll was the 1st part but is ineligible for this 'award' because I fist saw it in 2000), American Movie (see this film now), Kill Bill Vol.2 (improves every time I watch it), Serpico (Al Pacino plays a hippie cop in a world of corruption - what more do you want?) Hero (better than Crouching Tiger), House of Flying Daggers (better than Hero).
Honourable mention: WASP 2. (It'll be a cold day before this sees a general release but it is by far the funniest thing I've seen this year.)
Shite Film of the Year: AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 DAYS
1. I paid to see this.
2. Somebody spent millions to make this.
3. Everyone was happy when the film started, thanks to Stuart trying to start a group roar.
4. Then followed deep silence as the film started and nobody laughed at a single joke in the film...
5. except Gordon, who giggled churlishly at a nipples joke. This got me giggling at him, which started him laughing harder, which started me going worse - bottom line we laughed non-stop for two minutes at each other laughing.
6. We provided the audience more entertainment in those two minutes than that movie did.
7. I wanted you to know this. Obviously.
8. I wanted to get move value for my money I spent seeing this tosh by letting you know about it.
Runners-Up: That first Harry Potter movie (What insulting kiddie crap. Hell I would have walked out insulted if I was 9 - Transformers: The Movie was the ultimate movie for kiddies! Thank god I didn't see this before being talked into seeing Azkaban - which was very good).
All righty, I'll update later tonight - probably - and I'll do some commenting then.
Continue to have good ones!
Update 21:45
Robbed by those no-good, inbred, blind, illeterate, bastard pieces of FUCKING SHIT OFFICIALS! Fuckers.
Christ I hope their cocks rot before New Year. Obviously their eyes did over Xmas. Wankers. Total bastard wankers.
All right, I'm adding some more knick-knacks the now:
Funniest/Happiest Moment of the Year: WASP 2
What st... no. You need to see it to know why. I should have some free webspace knocking about... hmmmm.
Runners-Up: Every Bears victory, Laughing with Gordon at AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 DAYS. Every group roar (and there have been many). Watching our movies (and there have been many). 'Well, of course they're human beings' (by Jeremy Paxman). Didgeball. Shaun of the Dead and so many more.
Furious/Saddest Moment of the Year: JONATHAN QUINN VS DALLAS
Krenzel playing like dirt gets injured. I'm already not happy. Quinn enters. I'm a little less happy. Quinn plays. Mum, Edwrad and Gordon are actually scared to enter my room. On live Bears gameday my area is sacroscant. One is taking a chance if they enter at the best of times. That night it would have been suicide. A torrid night of fucking dreadful ineptitude. Who told my team he could play QB.
Runners-Up: The declining health of the dog (would have won if he still didn't show his spunky thieving personality), those twits trying to treat my Mum (incompetance after incompetance. Still she's standing), what's happened in SE Asia (dreadful business), FOX NEWS not giving the SE ASIA situation due coverage (fair and balanced by foot), the persecution of David Blunkett, the loss of Grossman, Brown, Urlacher et al, every Bears loss, me getting so wound up over a silly poxy game.
A well wish, prayer or moment of solemness to those poor feckers in SE Asia.
Party on!
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glad you had a good xmas