argonautgod

"Two dollars and a potato equals two dollars." - Mike Schank from American Movie. You really can't argue with that logic.

American Movie - go see, go see now!

Fucking Michael Vick ruined my fantasy season. Argh! Swine! God I hope the Bears win out, hit the playoffs, win in Round 1, travel to Atlanta and Urlacher lays him out.

Then next season Vick has to come to Soldier Field and meet Urlacher and our awesome 2005 D-Line. The bitch slapping shall be smashing. Quote me.

God I love this time of year.

I have anecdotes about a spitting junkie (almost spat on by one, situation would have gotten very violent if he connected), letting my mother loose on eBay unsupervised (she almost bid 1000 for an Xmas tree before I caught the mistake), my 2 minute conversion to vegetarianism (converted back when I realised my old childhood friend was the butcher serving me - Brian rules), how unjust poker is (heads up between me and the Egg, the underdog won 4 straight hands before his pocket tens held up - very vexing), and the stupidity of the mutt (swallowed a three feet strand of wool - guess who had to get his hands dirty to sort the idiot dog out) but instead of writing them out I'll list them and add the jist in brackets.

Which I've just done. Damn I'm good.

So's this Spaghetti Western CD in listening to and the Celtic-Milan game.

Enough laurel polishing. Advance.