If I drank, that is to say drunk, alcohol I'd have been on a 24hr bender drinking Grouse Whiskey while singing the Proclaimers 'I would walk 500 miles...' song.
Then I'd have sobered up in a start now that Brain Urlacher is out for 4 to 6 fecking weeks.
Fucking typical. Every time this season the teams starts to work it's mojo the football gods pulls down their pants and takes a big steaming shite on us. Buggers.
Photo of the year:
I've almost finished the 2nd Draft. 60 more pages. Looks good for a Saturday night finish. I can do other things and not feel guilty for not working on the book again. Lovely feeling it will be.
God I want some Irn-Bru now and everywhere's shut. Pelvis.
Time for Blaxploitation Funk.
Then I'd have sobered up in a start now that Brain Urlacher is out for 4 to 6 fecking weeks.
Fucking typical. Every time this season the teams starts to work it's mojo the football gods pulls down their pants and takes a big steaming shite on us. Buggers.
Photo of the year:
I've almost finished the 2nd Draft. 60 more pages. Looks good for a Saturday night finish. I can do other things and not feel guilty for not working on the book again. Lovely feeling it will be.
God I want some Irn-Bru now and everywhere's shut. Pelvis.
Time for Blaxploitation Funk.
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The network's steamy intro to the Philadelphia-Dallas game, featuring a naked Nicollette Sheridan jumping into the arms of Eagles receiver Terrell Owens, drew complaints from viewers and the NFL.
ABC Sports apologized Tuesday for the segment, used a day earlier to promote the hit show Desperate Housewives and broadcast just nine months after another football flap -- the Janet Jackson Super Bowl fiasco.
"We have heard from many of our viewers about last night's 'MNF' opening segment and we agree that the placement was inappropriate," ABC Sports said in a statement.
The NFL called the intro "inappropriate and unsuitable for our Monday Night Football
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