Holy flip. The Predator 2 soundtrack kicks so much ass I'll be crapping blood for a month. It's a pest but it's well worth it.
The Egg objected to the last journal entry. When I typed 'Time to watch a Minger in action' he felt I was referring to him as it was his picture above in the Youtube video. This was not the case. The Minger I was referring to was Ming Campbell of the Liberal Democrats and not the Egg. So I apologise to the Egg if anyone was daft enough to confuse him, a damned handsome man, with Ming Campbell, a shit speech-giver (serious, I turned off in less than a minute, the dude was so false and simpering. He's good on substance but awful on style. Like a Parliamentarian heckler said 'Bring back Kennedy'. At least one could relate to the whiskey-swigging alkie.) or a real minger. Sorry, bro.
The Egg would also like to point out that he's put up with 'enough bullshit' and he formally challenges Detroit's own Thomas 'Hitman' Hearns to a dick-swordfight anytime, anyplace to settle their beef once and for all. C'mon Hearns, lets end this bullshit. The 'Lochside Barracuda' versus the 'Motor City Cobra' in the cockfight to the death. You got the guts, Hearns? The Egg's got the nuts! Step up little man and let's finish this.
Mr Anderson visited yesterday. Great seeing him. We let him loose on Pro Evo 5 and man did he ever produce a classic gaming moment. He's Italy versus Scotland. He passes out of defence straight to the attacker. The attacker splits the defence one-on-one with the keeper. The attacker shoots, keeper saves, bounces to a second attacker. The second attacker shoots, he strikes the post... the ball ricochets off the post, smacks against the back of the keeper's head and trundles into the net. It ruled. Mr Anderson kicks ass.
I'm all for old-age equality but some elderly feckers should be kept off the road, such as the daft old biddy who pulled out in front of the Hindu Cow without looking to her right... where the IMMEDIATE DANGER is (I failed my driving test 4 times but I know to always LOOK FOR THE IMMEDIATE DANGER). Hindu Cow had to swerve to avoid crushing her (he was driving a 8-seater taxi, the BEAST!) Shocking bad driving.
In case you missed it - Lochside Poker 2006 Cheers for all the positive feedback so far. Is ego-massagingly good. Respect.
Speaking of peeps who deserve to have their ego-massaged, take it away... Henry!
He'll rip your guts out, he'll kick your ass...
The Egg objected to the last journal entry. When I typed 'Time to watch a Minger in action' he felt I was referring to him as it was his picture above in the Youtube video. This was not the case. The Minger I was referring to was Ming Campbell of the Liberal Democrats and not the Egg. So I apologise to the Egg if anyone was daft enough to confuse him, a damned handsome man, with Ming Campbell, a shit speech-giver (serious, I turned off in less than a minute, the dude was so false and simpering. He's good on substance but awful on style. Like a Parliamentarian heckler said 'Bring back Kennedy'. At least one could relate to the whiskey-swigging alkie.) or a real minger. Sorry, bro.
The Egg would also like to point out that he's put up with 'enough bullshit' and he formally challenges Detroit's own Thomas 'Hitman' Hearns to a dick-swordfight anytime, anyplace to settle their beef once and for all. C'mon Hearns, lets end this bullshit. The 'Lochside Barracuda' versus the 'Motor City Cobra' in the cockfight to the death. You got the guts, Hearns? The Egg's got the nuts! Step up little man and let's finish this.
Mr Anderson visited yesterday. Great seeing him. We let him loose on Pro Evo 5 and man did he ever produce a classic gaming moment. He's Italy versus Scotland. He passes out of defence straight to the attacker. The attacker splits the defence one-on-one with the keeper. The attacker shoots, keeper saves, bounces to a second attacker. The second attacker shoots, he strikes the post... the ball ricochets off the post, smacks against the back of the keeper's head and trundles into the net. It ruled. Mr Anderson kicks ass.
I'm all for old-age equality but some elderly feckers should be kept off the road, such as the daft old biddy who pulled out in front of the Hindu Cow without looking to her right... where the IMMEDIATE DANGER is (I failed my driving test 4 times but I know to always LOOK FOR THE IMMEDIATE DANGER). Hindu Cow had to swerve to avoid crushing her (he was driving a 8-seater taxi, the BEAST!) Shocking bad driving.
In case you missed it - Lochside Poker 2006 Cheers for all the positive feedback so far. Is ego-massagingly good. Respect.
Speaking of peeps who deserve to have their ego-massaged, take it away... Henry!
He'll rip your guts out, he'll kick your ass...
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The Walnut Whip is fucking disgusting....please give me more!