Note: I almost lost this entry again. But this time I couldn't pin the blame in villians from 80's movies - although Stan Bush came mighty close to copping it. This time I point the finger at SG running out of nekkid chicks and needing to ditch to the local nekkid woman store to get some. Their fault entirely. Indeed! Escaping blame rules.
Still hasn't sunk in. Still!
Gosh darn it sure is a great day to be a Bears fan. We really took those cheeseheaded inbreds to the wood shed and LAID THE F'N LUMBER, BABY!!!!!
Watched many Mike Tyson highlights on Youtube today. To see the man self-destruct like that is sad but bloody funny. What a nutter. His final fight was against an Irish man worse than the feckin useless Lou Saravese whose PR campaign diddled me out of 15 to see Tyson obliterate him (and almost the ref, the ref took a right hard crossface while trying to save that money-plundering git Saravese) in a matter of seconds. Don't think I bought a newspaper again for many years after that. Nicked all the ones covering 9/11 from work. Bought a Guardian for their free Wicker Man DVD earlier this year BUT the Guardian seemingly discriminates against us islanders because there was no f'n copy in the paper, the dicks. I'd be upset but I got to see Mark Kermode and the director's cut of the celluloid brilliance for free last year anyway. Why the yankee movie industry felt the need to remake near perfection staggers me like a punch in the bollocks from Andrew Golota whose knacker-whacking antics caused the riot I also observed on Youtube today.
25 mins until the Redskins D has to save my fantasy team from utter humiliation. Why the Patriots couldn't trade Deion Branch last Friday to Seattle until today is beyond me. Don't they realise some idiots took him in their fantasy draft to be their starting WR. And speaking of selfish acts why could Ben Roethlisberger's appendix explode when he went head first into traffic. Doesn't the thing realise idiots took him to be their starting QB in their fantasy drafts. Selfish feckers. Once again it's one rule for the chaos theory and another for us idiots who play fantasy football and try not to take a bit of fun too seriously.
F'n Ben Roethlisberger.
Enough rambling guff. Take it away Stan:
He said he'd kill me if I'd blink. But I am the one with the touch. Hmmm, standoff...
Still hasn't sunk in. Still!
Gosh darn it sure is a great day to be a Bears fan. We really took those cheeseheaded inbreds to the wood shed and LAID THE F'N LUMBER, BABY!!!!!
Watched many Mike Tyson highlights on Youtube today. To see the man self-destruct like that is sad but bloody funny. What a nutter. His final fight was against an Irish man worse than the feckin useless Lou Saravese whose PR campaign diddled me out of 15 to see Tyson obliterate him (and almost the ref, the ref took a right hard crossface while trying to save that money-plundering git Saravese) in a matter of seconds. Don't think I bought a newspaper again for many years after that. Nicked all the ones covering 9/11 from work. Bought a Guardian for their free Wicker Man DVD earlier this year BUT the Guardian seemingly discriminates against us islanders because there was no f'n copy in the paper, the dicks. I'd be upset but I got to see Mark Kermode and the director's cut of the celluloid brilliance for free last year anyway. Why the yankee movie industry felt the need to remake near perfection staggers me like a punch in the bollocks from Andrew Golota whose knacker-whacking antics caused the riot I also observed on Youtube today.
25 mins until the Redskins D has to save my fantasy team from utter humiliation. Why the Patriots couldn't trade Deion Branch last Friday to Seattle until today is beyond me. Don't they realise some idiots took him in their fantasy draft to be their starting WR. And speaking of selfish acts why could Ben Roethlisberger's appendix explode when he went head first into traffic. Doesn't the thing realise idiots took him to be their starting QB in their fantasy drafts. Selfish feckers. Once again it's one rule for the chaos theory and another for us idiots who play fantasy football and try not to take a bit of fun too seriously.
F'n Ben Roethlisberger.
Enough rambling guff. Take it away Stan:
He said he'd kill me if I'd blink. But I am the one with the touch. Hmmm, standoff...
corra:
It wasn't really a blaze of glory...more like "fuck you, I'm not coming to work today or ever again." 
lizzi:
Where the fuck is Wankerville? I think that's where my long lost family lives and I will not rest until I visit!!