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Tuesday Jul 04, 2006

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I feel like writing more but I feel it will only spoil the surprise.

Actually that's bollocks. Hello. Quick mathematical equation:

(desire for blog archives + desire to put the band back together) * (incoming birthday money to burn + f'n good /$ exchange rate) = my return

Good equation, innit? Finally all those years toiling for my Maths Higher pays off. Now I can truly burn my high school certificates, shit on the ashes and fling them at old man Smith like monkeys to in zoos.

Nice redesign of the site. I like it. Actually the fact I'm using FIREFOX to navigate it makes it way easier. Blogging and commenting using IE was a total, and I mean TOTAl, motherfecking C*nt. Serious. Crashed my system, mugged my brother, stamped on my gonads, everything.

Um, what's changed with me. Novel being rewritten having never sold the bloody thing. Wrote something really kickass but needs to be redrafted also - there a necrophilia buggery scene and everything. Bought this frigging awesome Creative Zen thing only to find the f'n installation software wasn't compatible with ME (no snickering back there, the guy who wrote Front Office Football swears by ME). Won 50 playing poker thus ending my tournament career 20 up - tournaments switched to rebuy events which fondles tramp cock. I'm back on speaking terms with an old teacher that thought I chucked an egg at him ten years ago, which is nice. Oh yeah, I frigging well PWNED in my Fantasy Football League. I frigging PWNED. Won it on Christmas Day, the same day my beloved Bears stomped the Christ out of the the hated Peckers to win the NFC North title.

Hmm, I'm sure I've done more interesting things but they escape me at the moment. Mos Def is chanting dick in my ear and I've just learned the first Spice Girls album is on this Zen thing. This moment right now is karma slapping me down hard for buying the album ten years ago.

Hooray it's my birthday... and a Lee Van Cleef western's on the telly! Oh yes.

Nice to be back. Stay safe.
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vrulovwrath:
Thanks for coming back wink
Jul 4, 2006
loslope:
DUNC!!! Happy Birthday you great Scottich fecker ye! Welcome back! How goes the writing? And the cards?(Yes, I know...it isn't proper to begin a sentence with a conjuncttion...but this is a blog anyway wink )
Good to hear from you mate. Now to get you back on my list o' chums!
Cheers!
Jul 5, 2006

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