Note: I almost lost this entry again. But this time I couldn't pin the blame in villians from 80's movies - although Stan Bush came mighty close to copping it. This time I point the finger at SG running out of nekkid chicks and needing to ditch to the local nekkid woman store to get some. Their fault entirely. Indeed! Escaping blame rules.
Still hasn't...
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corra:
It wasn't really a blaze of glory...more like "fuck you, I'm not coming to work today or ever again." 
lizzi:
Where the fuck is Wankerville? I think that's where my long lost family lives and I will not rest until I visit!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I just lost this f'n blog entry because of Ivan-'I must break you'-Drago and Tung-'Mylee good fuck'-Po. Feck me, what a dumb as dogshit reason to lose a post. Holy crap.
Content? CONTENT? Don't talk to me about content. I just hope I can redo the A-Team theory and why... ah fuck it. Not worth the bloody hassle. Too much time has been spent...
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I just lost this f'n blog entry because of Ivan-'I must break you'-Drago and Tung-'Mylee good fuck'-Po. Feck me, what a dumb as dogshit reason to lose a post. Holy crap.
Content? CONTENT? Don't talk to me about content. I just hope I can redo the A-Team theory and why... ah fuck it. Not worth the bloody hassle. Too much time has been spent...
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_pauly_:
I'm back muthafucka!!!! *clears throat* Excuse me sir 
lol.
I may be traumatized but Mr Van Dammes moves lol
lol.
I may be traumatized but Mr Van Dammes moves lol
loslope:
Oh....the Bears! The season is here, my good sir. Now is the time for you to show what you have to offer all of us in the way of advice and knowledge for our picks and pleasure. I'm counting on your squad this season. I have faith!
How is the weekend treating you, compadre?
Take care. It is MMA day today. Food and fighting. God, it is good to be Irish! (Scotts rule too, as I have your blood in my veins as well!!)
How is the weekend treating you, compadre?
Take care. It is MMA day today. Food and fighting. God, it is good to be Irish! (Scotts rule too, as I have your blood in my veins as well!!)
WORLD EXCLUSIVE!!!!
Somehow, somewhere, someway the Egg managed to breach every security convention known to man to hear an excerpt of conversation regarding a prisoner swap between a government official and some terror group. The below is the WORLD EXCLUSIVE!!! excerpt transcript:
Terrorist : Do you have Ali 'five fingers'?
Offical : No.
Terrorist : What about Bob 'red gun'?
Offical : No.
Terrorist :...
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Somehow, somewhere, someway the Egg managed to breach every security convention known to man to hear an excerpt of conversation regarding a prisoner swap between a government official and some terror group. The below is the WORLD EXCLUSIVE!!! excerpt transcript:
Terrorist : Do you have Ali 'five fingers'?
Offical : No.
Terrorist : What about Bob 'red gun'?
Offical : No.
Terrorist :...
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skeneo:
he says hi back
and it just for the first film
and it just for the first film
vrulovwrath:
Lucky guy...
The sequel to the blog that caused a collective 'huh' around this here cyberplot last year is HERE. After you're done reading and your will to live is still strong as it was going in, feel free to take a look around.
Actually why do people, and I'm including myself in this, say 'feel free to look around' about their developed cyberplots. It's like,...
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Actually why do people, and I'm including myself in this, say 'feel free to look around' about their developed cyberplots. It's like,...
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skeneo:
well since a lime is green lime red and yellow ,ight be a bit weird
vrulovwrath:
Daywatch soundrack? Is it from the movie daywatch? Did it came out? Did you wach it? How was it?
Anyway, 57 billion, what did that DNA had in it? The cure for cancer and AIDS alltogether? WTF? I want to have a rare blood too it would be so awesome 
Sun sucks.
Anyway, 57 billion, what did that DNA had in it? The cure for cancer and AIDS alltogether? WTF? I want to have a rare blood too
it would be so awesome
Sun sucks.
I've got this stunning newfound respect for George Bernard Shaw.
I was reading his Wikipedia entry this morning. He's half-Irish half-British (like me). He wrote unpublished novels (like me). He's won Oscars, Nobel prizes (I won Killer7, Yie Ar Kung-Fu, Lochside Poker 2004, Mercs, Realplayas2 Fantasy Football league 2005 and Streetfighter 2 Turbo on skill level 8 with Ken). He was a socialist in the...
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I was reading his Wikipedia entry this morning. He's half-Irish half-British (like me). He wrote unpublished novels (like me). He's won Oscars, Nobel prizes (I won Killer7, Yie Ar Kung-Fu, Lochside Poker 2004, Mercs, Realplayas2 Fantasy Football league 2005 and Streetfighter 2 Turbo on skill level 8 with Ken). He was a socialist in the...
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vrulovwrath:
Youve met very litle in number blind people compared to the deaf. How did Coca Colla blind that guy? 
lizzi:
Again, amazing entry! You are always entertaining. I guess I need to take a gander at that novel of yours? I'm sure it's non-stop entertainment!
Praise Jah. I finally get a proper day off, a proper one without having to do anything for work, for the first time in almost a month. Yes. I can finally watch those badly dubbed Godzilla films I got last week. They rule. A bunch of Japs getting smited by a big nasty monster. A fine way to pass the time. Almost. I could be...
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mr_zero:
George Bernard Shaw
vrulovwrath:
Vista is the new Microsoft produst? Heheh...
Blind people are cooler than deaf people.
Blind people are cooler than deaf people.
Guess who left the door unlocked to the most important building on my rock on Monday? Journalists and neds could have had unfettered access to most important business. But they didn't hence I'm still in good graces with work. How that happened I'll never know. However in the course of my duties I have bruised ribs and nipped a finger (bloody thing still throbs) so...
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sweetiyvie:
AWe I know how it feels, buildings always kick my ass....I'm sporting a nice bruise on my right hip where my front door slammed on me.
skeneo:
hey man hows you
been awhile so hello
been awhile so hello
Why are CD burning programs cack? Really? I want why the software developers even bother releasing their glitch-ridden sorry excuse for a program.
This file I'm burning now. The program I'm using has told me the file I'm burning is THREE different sizes... at once. Amazing, just amazing. Then the program froze my computer while doing that ever so stressful task of opening a drop...
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This file I'm burning now. The program I'm using has told me the file I'm burning is THREE different sizes... at once. Amazing, just amazing. Then the program froze my computer while doing that ever so stressful task of opening a drop...
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weirdomanson:
hey whats up bro! thanks for the good word on my photo..and that sig. i must give credit where credit is due...good ol' photoshop..but yeah working so much fucking sucks. but i need the cash so fuck it.....well it sounds like your getting a lot down..i still need to mow my lawn hahahahaha take care man..time for bed
vrulovwrath:
Awesome game that killer 7. I realy enjoyed the 3rd video you sent me especialy the end
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loslope:
Ah, perhaps exceedingly astute, but certainly not surpassingly erudite. I AM in the zone. I have written eleven (yes, count them 11) one thousand (or more) word papers in four days, and I received the letter grade of A or A+ on them all. I am a master of diction, a virtuoso of the vernacular, a veritable boffin of the lexicon...and I can write too.
Lawyer - I object!
Me (as Judge) - You're in contempt!
Lawyer - For what, sir?
Me - Thirty days, that's what!!
Man...I can't wait....
Lawyer - I object!
Me (as Judge) - You're in contempt!
Lawyer - For what, sir?
Me - Thirty days, that's what!!
Man...I can't wait....
robotsatemyhair:
That's a pretty good tv rule.
My rules typically work against me...
Like having to see every comic book movie made.
Fuck that screws me most of the time.
My rules typically work against me...
Like having to see every comic book movie made.
Fuck that screws me most of the time.
Public service announcement:
Women, when walking together side by side and thus hogging the pavement it is COMMON COURTESY for one of you to step aside so a gentleman, who is giving you as much space as he can out of common courtesy, can pass by safely. It is especially important to exhibit this common courtesy around busy roundabouts. This is so the gentleman is...
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Women, when walking together side by side and thus hogging the pavement it is COMMON COURTESY for one of you to step aside so a gentleman, who is giving you as much space as he can out of common courtesy, can pass by safely. It is especially important to exhibit this common courtesy around busy roundabouts. This is so the gentleman is...
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_pauly_:
The BBC? Eastenders? How dare you!!!! I hope to be writing for Quizmania on ITV .
I'm done doing what I swore an oath to God 28 years ago to never do again. I've created, "something that kills people." And in that purpose I was a success. I've done this, because philosophically I'm sympathetic to your aim. I can tell you with no ego, this is my finest sword. If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut.
YES!!!!!
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I'm done doing what I swore an oath to God 28 years ago to never do again. I've created, "something that kills people." And in that purpose I was a success. I've done this, because philosophically I'm sympathetic to your aim. I can tell you with no ego, this is my finest sword. If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut.
YES!!!!!
loslope:
No, no...not Lebowski man. Its the dude, the duder or, if you're not into the whole brevity thing, his heiness the duder-ini...
Or some such paraphrase...What a great film! One, two, four...you are always welcome in our home, Dunc. Really.
No, you're right. I am also a tad tired of the civillian casualties, BUT if someone were trying to wipe out the Irish (hey, Cromwell is dead...) I would shit on them wholesale too. So, I am torn on this one right now...I'll wait for the inevitable WW3 to come from it before I pass judgement
Or some such paraphrase...What a great film! One, two, four...you are always welcome in our home, Dunc. Really.
No, you're right. I am also a tad tired of the civillian casualties, BUT if someone were trying to wipe out the Irish (hey, Cromwell is dead...) I would shit on them wholesale too. So, I am torn on this one right now...I'll wait for the inevitable WW3 to come from it before I pass judgement
Two nights ago I watched Sonny Chiba rip off a rapists genital's and wipe his hands on the dead rapists underwear. I then came to this conclusion.
I will never be as cool as Sonny Chiba
Neither will 6 billion other people but that's beside the point -- we're all about the me here. Coolness has a peak, a limit, a ceiling. This sucks. I...
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I will never be as cool as Sonny Chiba
Neither will 6 billion other people but that's beside the point -- we're all about the me here. Coolness has a peak, a limit, a ceiling. This sucks. I...
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nena:
Thanks for your comment on my last set!
weirdomanson:
whats up man? i hardly come on here now..i dont know why but anyways thats why im so late on replying or posting anything..but yeah i alwasy win a little on roulette..i always bet black and rarely throw in a red bet....but i have no idea how to play craps my good friend natalie is suppose to teach me some time..as sson as i learn ill let you know.
I'm not working late tonight... doo-dah, doo-dah.
That means I'm gonna watch Sonny Chiba fuck up some poor sumbitches in three film marathon... doo-dah-doo-dah-day-aya-y-ay-ay-ay.
I can't remember the nursery rhyme or clean song that goes 'doo-dah' at teh end of each verse. The only thing that comes to mind is 'Bischoff takes it up the ass... doo-dah, doo-dah' which certainly isn't the rhyme I heard...
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That means I'm gonna watch Sonny Chiba fuck up some poor sumbitches in three film marathon... doo-dah-doo-dah-day-aya-y-ay-ay-ay.
I can't remember the nursery rhyme or clean song that goes 'doo-dah' at teh end of each verse. The only thing that comes to mind is 'Bischoff takes it up the ass... doo-dah, doo-dah' which certainly isn't the rhyme I heard...
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vrulovwrath:
Yeah I love movie masterpieces
I think that this is right, F1 cars probably are not safe for the road except from movies were Stalone drives them
I remember that doodah day song too and it was from a cartoon where a dog was singing it I think. Have a happy non working night
I love movie masterpieces
I think that this is right, F1 cars probably are not safe for the road except from movies were Stalone drives them
I remember that doodah day song too and it was from a cartoon where a dog was singing it I think. Have a happy non working night
mr_zero:
I go to all the drag races and any concert that catches my eye. There have been way to many things to list really. I even got my neighbor tickets to the PGA open when it was in town.