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Tuesday Aug 03, 2004

Aug 3, 2004
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my best friend saw john vanderslice's neener... shocked i was going to post about it in the comments about the interveiw, but i didn't think i should really do that. see, my friend somehow started talking to him at several shows and eventually they dissapeared together for a couple hours. i find it pretty funny. classic groupie story. i dont think my friend was intentionally trying to get on john vanderslice, but she has a way of flirting and acts as though is unintentional. boys fall for it ALL the time. girls fall for it too, but not as hard. we've seen their type before. wink and that's my story about john vanderslice's penis.
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fatdavid8:
How do you mean that your best friend "saw" his neener?

Do you mean that they were talking, and it just happened to pop by and asked if anyone wanted a drink since it was on its way to the bar? And then, before your friend could get its autograph or start a conversation, it wobbled along on its way to get a couple of vodkas and a fresh bowl of peanuts?

I tell you: that happens to me all of the time. It's so hard to spend any high-quality time with celebrity penes.

Aug 4, 2004
roxxee:
I like that. Neener. Thanks for the birthday wishes! biggrin
Aug 4, 2004

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