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Motorola's RAZR V3x Wins Coveted "Best 3GSM Handset 2006" Award at 3GSM World Congress 2006

It's Official: RAZR V3x Is An Award Winning Blend Of Design And Technology United In The Most Provocative UMTS Handset Ever

Barcelona, 3GSM World Congress 2006 14 February 2006 Motorola, Inc. (NYSE: MOT), a global leader in wireless communications, is proud to announce that its RAZR V3x handset has been...
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Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America,

Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES."
You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.


And furthermore.

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."


2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a...
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Ultrasound, then hopefully some piercings!! Yeah hopefully! If they don't admit me to gank my Gall Bladder! If that's even what it is! I dunno, I just want the pain and the puke to STOP!!! I'm freakin sick of hurtin, feelin weak and not being able to eat!! Well I can eat, but... it doesn't taste better the second time!! So, my pic over there,...
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Cool ass quote that was given to me!!

I decided that it was not wisdom that enabled poets to write their poetry, but a kind of instinct or inspiration, such as you find in seers and prophets who deliver all their sublime messages without knowing in the least what they mean.

-Socrates

WOW! Times are a-changin!! I know guts that were put out for this very reason!

ARMY TATTOO POLICY!

I got these real severe abdominal pains and can't seem to stay off my 'throne'! This is REALLY getting to me!! I can't shake this and it's messin with my head!! All signs point to my Gall Bladder! I guess I'll find out more in the morning. If it doesn't rupture and kill me first!! Just thought I would let y'all know!

Okay, I'm supposed to be in the bed right now, but I seem to have some gastric distress. Anyway I just wanted to put out about this dream I had this morning, whille drooling on my keyboard. Yeah I fell asleep at the computer, so sue me! LOL!!

Okay so my dream was like this: I was approached at the Charlotte car show by ScottSmallin...
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It's called SONGS THAT MATTER! Saw it on Myspace(stupid chain letter!!) thought it might give y'all some insight!

1. Welcome Home(Sanitarium)- Metallica
2. He Got Game- Public Enemy(yeah, it's rap! BITE ME!!!)
3. Got The Time- Anthrax
4. Push, Push- Cinderella
5. Decadence- Disturbed
6. One in a Million- Guns N Roses
7. Fallin to Sleep- Mudvayne
8. Harvester of Pain- Pride and Glory
9....
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WOW!!!! THere are soooooo many hot sets going up, I think that my head is going to explode!!! (The one on my shoulders, you pervs!! ) I just looked at Dimmi's set. DUDE!!! And you need to read her profile !!! But I'm still waiting for my MySpace hotties Pistolita and Mavi to go live!! I can't wait!
I know I haven't been real...
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