WTF, OVER!!!
I actually get a day off where the wife doesn't have like a freakin HUGE honey-do list and the phone company decides they need to do a little 'line maintenance'!!! I have been with out phone service and internet for 24 hours! First, I don't feel this is safe, if something were to happen and I needed to call the authorities, PLUS, it was fuckin irritating, cause they didn't inform anyone they were going to do it!!! Aight enuff whining! Off to chat!

she tickles all the right bits