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Come and listen to a story

About a man named Ed

Short, fat and ugly

Kinda screwed in the head

Got on the computer

And he started to rhyme

So now his wife is pissed

Cause he's on it all the time

Found a couple friends

Cause he loves to chat

But he likes to talk shit

Or about this and that

He's offended a few folks

But that's the way it's going to be

It seem he's quite sarcastic

And he won't change you see

He's got a trick webcam

On which he shows his ass

But it's sitting on his shoulders

Don't even ask

He's got himself a wife

And got himself a kid

Not looking to get laid

Said that up front, why yes he did

He just puts words together

With a simple rhyme and meter

And would love a little feedback

Or not, it doesn't matter, either

Just a few simple words

About a simple little man

A shit-talking smart ass

And SUICIDE GIRL FAN!!!!