Come and listen to a story
About a man named Ed
Short, fat and ugly
Kinda screwed in the head
Got on the computer
And he started to rhyme
So now his wife is pissed
Cause he's on it all the time
Found a couple friends
Cause he loves to chat
But he likes to talk shit
Or about this and that
He's offended a few folks
But that's the way it's going to be
It seem he's quite sarcastic
And he won't change you see
He's got a trick webcam
On which he shows his ass
But it's sitting on his shoulders
Don't even ask
He's got himself a wife
And got himself a kid
Not looking to get laid
Said that up front, why yes he did
He just puts words together
With a simple rhyme and meter
And would love a little feedback
Or not, it doesn't matter, either
Just a few simple words
About a simple little man
A shit-talking smart ass
And SUICIDE GIRL FAN!!!!
About a man named Ed
Short, fat and ugly
Kinda screwed in the head
Got on the computer
And he started to rhyme
So now his wife is pissed
Cause he's on it all the time
Found a couple friends
Cause he loves to chat
But he likes to talk shit
Or about this and that
He's offended a few folks
But that's the way it's going to be
It seem he's quite sarcastic
And he won't change you see
He's got a trick webcam
On which he shows his ass
But it's sitting on his shoulders
Don't even ask
He's got himself a wife
And got himself a kid
Not looking to get laid
Said that up front, why yes he did
He just puts words together
With a simple rhyme and meter
And would love a little feedback
Or not, it doesn't matter, either
Just a few simple words
About a simple little man
A shit-talking smart ass
And SUICIDE GIRL FAN!!!!
