More from the wacky world of sex!
A cheap dominatrix would offer bargain debasement.
Unknown
As she lay there dozing next to me, one voice inside my head kept saying, "Relax, you are not the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients," but another voice kept reminding me, "Howard, you are a veterinarian."
Dick Wilson
I aced the Purity Test!
I was sacked from (Dunkin' Donuts) for squirting the donut jelly all over the customers.
Madonna
I'm so bad, I should be tied down for my own good.
Unknown
My biggest sex fantasy is we're making love and I realize I'm out of debt.
Beth Lapides
Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman.
Woody Allen
Sex is better if done in person.
Unknown
Stop it! Oh, stop it! Oooooh, stop it some more!
Unknown
Wanna try an old sin a new way?
Unknown
You're young, you're drunk, you're in bed, you have knives; shit happens.
Angelina Jolie
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
Bob Rubin
Oral sex is a great way to tone up your cheekbones.
Cynthia Heimel
A cheap dominatrix would offer bargain debasement.
Unknown
As she lay there dozing next to me, one voice inside my head kept saying, "Relax, you are not the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients," but another voice kept reminding me, "Howard, you are a veterinarian."
Dick Wilson
I aced the Purity Test!
I was sacked from (Dunkin' Donuts) for squirting the donut jelly all over the customers.
Madonna
I'm so bad, I should be tied down for my own good.
Unknown
My biggest sex fantasy is we're making love and I realize I'm out of debt.
Beth Lapides
Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman.
Woody Allen
Sex is better if done in person.
Unknown
Stop it! Oh, stop it! Oooooh, stop it some more!
Unknown
Wanna try an old sin a new way?
Unknown
You're young, you're drunk, you're in bed, you have knives; shit happens.
Angelina Jolie
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
Bob Rubin
Oral sex is a great way to tone up your cheekbones.
Cynthia Heimel
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twinkie:
The image of Woody Allen between anybody is truly frightening.
blue:
Sounds fun! and my favorite Chinese dish is defiantly bean curd with mixed vegetables sometimes call Buddhist delight! yummy 