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More from the wacky world of sex!

A cheap dominatrix would offer bargain debasement.
Unknown

As she lay there dozing next to me, one voice inside my head kept saying, "Relax, you are not the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients," but another voice kept reminding me, "Howard, you are a veterinarian."
Dick Wilson

I aced the Purity Test!

I was sacked from (Dunkin' Donuts) for squirting the donut jelly all over the customers.
Madonna

I'm so bad, I should be tied down for my own good.
Unknown

My biggest sex fantasy is we're making love and I realize I'm out of debt.
Beth Lapides

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman.
Woody Allen

Sex is better if done in person.
Unknown

Stop it! Oh, stop it! Oooooh, stop it some more!
Unknown

Wanna try an old sin a new way?
Unknown

You're young, you're drunk, you're in bed, you have knives; shit happens.
Angelina Jolie


Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
Bob Rubin

Oral sex is a great way to tone up your cheekbones.
Cynthia Heimel